Everything posted by closetojumping
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
My honest worry is that these guys have so completely gone in the tank on the guy that expectations simply cannot be met. If he catches 35 for 600 and 4 tds on the season, there are various idiots who will be disappointed. That would be a solid first season for anyone. That said, our sample size is one target on a bad read from Arch where Jaggy dropped the ball and then Sarkisian could be seen gently berating Manning on the sidelines and saying “don’t throw it to that guy”. I think my expectations are calibrated correctly. It’s all of you who are going to be crying in your beers as Daylan McCutcheon passes him on the DC after the Florida game.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m with you. Miss us on this one.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
It’s always attended well and sold out. The Irish love it as well. I’d love to see Texas play Notre Dame there.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I am hoping that Kreul is the next Brian Bosworth in all aspects of - douchiness, running his mouth, being a roid freak with some success that leads to OU fans rallying around every stupid thing he does, just being a very loud heel in general. I was hoping he’d be our version, but I’ll settle for the second coming on their end.- Tell Me About Baylor
Somehow, you twits have made the subject matter of bagging on Baylor boring. A fucking trademark discussion among lawyers is where we’ve landed?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Smith looked great as a freshman and LeFau looked good last year too. I think people like to get caught up in the notion of zero sum competitions during camps, but my outlook is similar to yours. It’s okay to have a bunch of really good to great ball players at numerous positions who can rotate and keep each other fresh.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Here’s Bobby finally coming clean on why McJaggerson is getting so much camp hype:- Tell Me About Michigan
Baylor stuff? Which scandal? And, yes, for PSU. There were multiple PCs.- Tell Me About Michigan
Has this scandal been common? Why would anyone expect the most covered college sports scandal of the past half decade to not be handled on this level?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Here’s a Bucknuts reporter recounting DLC Larry Johnson’s takes on the DT depth from last night. In short, they’re running out of time and the sunshine pumping on a bunch of names who haven’t done much since signing is coming to an end. In the process, the coach is making it clear that they’re going to have to rely on an undersized true freshman as their first wave of depth. They are also lamenting Hero Kanu leaving the program after playing sparingly there for 3 years.- Tell Me About Michigan
If it isn’t harsh, this day won’t end without couch-burning riots near the Ohio State campus.- Texas Women's Soccer
They looked like dogshit before SECN cut away. Embarrassing. Kelly should be fired on the field if they lose to NW State tonight.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It seems like Cooper is looking to be the only back in the class. Edwards jumped the gun on an offer to somewhere he doesn’t want to go because the money wowed him. I’m fine with the outcome, personally.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That guy saying he wished Manning went to Georgia so he could cheer for him has to be the tiniest dicked poster ever. Just flat out admitting he’s living vicariously through a conference opponent so he can enjoy wins. What a fucking pussy.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I couldn’t believe he was projected (and then taken) in the 1st round. He was picked on regularly and just looked like he sucked. But, hey, he started for Saban in the secondary. I guess anything could happen from here, but he still looks like he sucks. I legitimately thought this was a scene from Sling Blade at first glance.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I am just lazily going off of the generally accepted list of 8 blue bloods that someone wrote about in a defining book in its time. Hell, I don’t even remember the book but I am sure Google or Wikipedia would tell you. This list is generally who is being referenced from that original notion: (in no particular order) -Texas -OU -Nebraska -Alabama -Ohio State -Michigan -Notre Dame -USC I don’t remember the methodology or criteria and I am not convicted about this list changing or not. It just kind of exists for me. It’s no different than public Ivy designation. I don’t care if people want to move Miami of Ohio or William & Mary out or not, just tell me why and don’t remove Texas. Please and thanks. I haven’t bothered to research it myself, but my father, who is as big a CFB fan as any of us and played at Rice, has gone on at least 100 rants in my lifetime about the lack of merit in Penn State’s history. Most of those rants predate Sandusky and Paterno’s pedophile factory. The claim is that Paterno was a scheduling coward as an independent constantly set up his schedule for outcomes that he then didn’t get credit for from the voters, which then led to him perpetually whining in front of mics and cameras. Apparently, that pedo enabler threw a hissy fit in 1969 that Nixon awarded Texas the title live on tv after the Arkansas game. Texas responded by getting PSU invited to the Cotton Bowl. Paterno then called that a UT home game, declined, went to Miami and played in the Orange Bowl where he continued to bawl about Texas. Maybe the blue blood lable-ers are from the same era. The last paragraph. What in the fuck. I laughed. Absurd.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
2nd Scrimmage update spoilered below. Highlights: -The offense is now awesome. -Fasusi running first team. That’s mostly due to an injury to their starter and no depth, but they’re all spinning it that the guy is their Kelvin Banks. -Similar update for Fodje. He’s going to have to play this year, but that’s awesome news. -Still holding a bunch of guys out due to injuries.- Tell me about Texas Tech
You can’t see it for the same reason you couldn’t get into Texas and wound up at Tech in the first place - you aren’t smart enough to see anything on your own. Even when something is spelled out plainly to help you follow things, your room temperature IQ gets in the way.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Ohio State insiders are talking more and more about Serevield moving from OG to LT “seamlessly”. Right. Additionally, the Minnesota transfer, Phillip Daniels, might be their starter at RT. They’re acting like that’s a good thing but he was an also-ran for them in commentary from the spring and summer. Apparently he has gotten into a fistfight at almost every practice with someone. Finally, an insider reveals that Day is treating the Texas game like it is Michigan. “He knows this game is a big deal nationally. “ Yes, please. Prepare for this game the same way y'all have been preparing for Michigan the last 4 years.- Tell Me About Michigan
Lots of buzz out there today that the NCAA is dropping whatever they have left of a hammer on Michigan tomorrow. Ohio State boards are flat out giddy.- Florida Gators
How many lower leg injuries are ever actually “minor”?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Jermichael was apparently the biggest issue in that recruitment. His ego and expectations sound as large as his child support obligations.- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I thought about putting both letters in caps but figured it would get figured out. I was taking a thinly veiled potshot at this thread’s resident cyclone.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Huh? She started as a student at the school newspaper for Indiana and covered the Knight story as it unfolded. He famously called a meeting with her and bullied her, threatening to get her expelled and other shit. She keep investigating and writing the story anyway. She’s taken very seriously and for good reason. If that happens, every weak contrarian in the media will be picking them to win. It would be outstanding. I don’t think they beat both Auburn and Michigan though, maybe neither. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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