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Felix

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  1. It's free to join the rewards program so that's what I did. I probably travel once a year or less and it's still worth it to avoid the counter.
  2. Y'all count internet points and I'm the special one? I've had Anastasis on ignore for years ever since he lost his mind. I guess Derka didn't notice the pos rep I gave him too on several other threads, but then again, I'm not sure why I'm surprised considering the glaring lack of self awareness he exhibits at times.
  3. Felix

    Colonoscopy

    Just had mine. Five polyps. Doc says if only one or two are precancerous I'm on the 5 year plan. Three were, so now I'm on the 3 year plan. Son of a...
  4. You don't have any idea what the root cause is, but you seem awfully confident in your statements about it. Are you one of his doctors? Do you know something that no one else does, or do you just like running your mouth?
  5. The first time my oldest daughter picked up a .22 rifle when she was 9 years old, she shot a bullseye group about a half inch across at 30 yards with open sights and about 10 minutes of instruction. I promise you don't want to try to out shoot her even today. Sure you'd beat her in a fist fight, but she's too smart to engage you there. You'd never see it coming.
  6. Respect my authoritah! My grandfather was a cop for 30 years and he would have kicked that little bitches ass for being a pussy.
  7. I'm gonna laugh when a lot of these "strong" men wake up one morning with their balls cut off and stuffed in their mouth by some "weak" woman. Talk about living in the past.
  8. I see y'all still don't understand how bail and pretrial detention work. Garza is a huge turd, but for not prosecuting, not for failing to keep petty criminals locked up for weeks or months prior to trial.
  9. Now we know why he wears those shorts.
  10. Perfect! I love you guys. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/the-many-plurals-of-octopus-octopi-octopuses-octopodes
  11. From Miriam Webster: What to Know The three plurals for octopus come from the different ways the English language adopts plurals. Octopi is the oldest plural of octopus, coming from the belief that words of Latin origin should have Latin endings. Octopuses was the next plural, giving the word an English ending to match its adoption as an English word. Lastly, octopodes stemmed from the belief that because octopus is originally Greek, it should have a Greek ending. I'm very much enjoying the pedantic language discussion!
  12. Very similar to the way Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd a real Nimrod (referring to the legendary hunter) and we all context clued out the sarcasm and assumed it meant "moron". To this day most people think a Nimrod is a moron.
  13. My 80 year old Dad, will be 81 in August still plays 4 games a week in the Austin Geezer Softball league. Some of his happy hour friends came to watch them play and one of the ladies said it looked like little league with beards. He still runs the bases and plays outfield. I'm pretty sure he's in better shape than I am.
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