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Felix

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  1. Wrong! Everybody knows one knee equals two feet!
  2. Your beer will go flat from the vibration so that's not as big a selling point. Make sure you can steer with one hand so you can hold your beer.
  3. Dr. Hyde is another good one. She did my scope in 2012 and I've been good since. I'm not spring chicken either. I had a similar issue to you. Turned out to be torn cartilage on the medial side of my knee. She clipped it and I was solid after a month or so of rehab.
  4. I remember watching Baa Baa Black Sheep as a kid. I remember in one episode one of the guys accidentally shot down one of the other guys in the squadron. Later they showed his plane and he had an American flag under the canopy where they put their kills. Still cracks me up to this day.
  5. Excellent! I see why it won the Oscar.
  6. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    Installed my Bio Bidet USPA 6800 Luxury Bidet Seat yesterday. I've had the Lux cheapies for a while and they are fine but this is the shit! On sale this month at Costco for $199 (normally $369) while supplies last. Between the oscillating stream and the dryer, my butt hole is feeling quite pampered. My wife is skeptical but I think the warm water stream will bring her around. She wasn't a fan of the cold water on the cheap ones. I never had a problem with it. I also think the adjustable pressure will be a sell for her, but I really don't give a shit. This is my baby all the way.
  7. Oscar? He's got a lot of wiener.
  8. Are you kidding? He'll always have Planet Wolfmeister!
  9. Dude had three ships sunk out from under him. I'm not sure I'd want to serve on that bad boy.
  10. Felix

    Larry Flynt

    Great read about a great American. Thanks.
  11. Felix

    Countryisms

    Momma's biscuits taste so good if you put one on top of your head your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it.
  12. Union rule #1: Never take a shit on your own time.
  13. My folks live on 3 acres and the house is dead center and not visible from the road. Just a mailbox and gravel drive weaving through the woods. It takes a pretty brave soul to walk down there uninvited. On day my Dad hears their red healer Buster going ape shit. He looks out in the driveway and sees 3 Mormons standing back to back while Buster circles them with his hackles up and looking like he'll murder them at any moment. He laughed for a while and then opened the front door and said "When I call him you have 10 seconds to be gone". They were and he's never been visited since. That was about 20 years ago. He thinks he's on a list somewhere.
  14. I have no doubt y'all crossed paths. Dad graduated from Travis in '62 and his brother in '64. They lived on Harwood Place just off Travis Heights. My Grandfather was APD so they couldn't get too out of control but they got into plenty of mischief.
  15. You probably ran into my Dad and his hoodlum Travis Heights friends. I've heard more Pig Stand stories over the years than I could possibly remember.
  16. I enjoyed it. I'm not sure why a Terminator movie has to be taken so seriously. It's a movie about time traveling killer robots. It's not as good as the first two, sure, but it's still a pretty good action movie.
  17. I saw it Sunday and it was good. The characters they focused on were critical to the action and while there was a little video game feel to some of the combat, for the most part it looked damned good and the pacing was excellent I thought. Looks fantastic on the big screen and it doesn't pull any punches about the true cost of war. Hollywood never gets strafing right so that's a little annoying but it was intense and nice to look at for sure.
  18. At least once. Lucky me.
  19. Correct. Special events are exempt.
  20. I just wanted to pimp this. Just in "beta" testing now but I was able to sign up and so far I've seen 4 movies in the week and a half I've had it. I have to see 3 movies a month to pay for it. The hard part is not spending $30 on food and beverages every time you go. I also got a companion pass and the hardest part is my wife and daughters fighting over who gets to go with me. I suspect I'll end up seeing some movies I don't care to see just to take them but I don't feel too bad about that.
  21. Appreciate all the responses. Good point about going into the city, but I think she's going to have a hard time with her husband. He's a grade A shit head, so she needs the best she can get that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. She's going to be the custodial parent for their two girls and I wouldn't be surprised if she has to fight tooth and nail to get paid on any child support that ordered. She's also caring for her mother who has dementia so that's just a nice extra kick in the gut. I wish she was in Austin and could use hornian.
  22. Thanks! +rep
  23. I doubt she cares if it's a local guy. She's just trying figure out how to start at this point.
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