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Felix

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  1. At least once. Lucky me.
  2. Correct. Special events are exempt.
  3. I just wanted to pimp this. Just in "beta" testing now but I was able to sign up and so far I've seen 4 movies in the week and a half I've had it. I have to see 3 movies a month to pay for it. The hard part is not spending $30 on food and beverages every time you go. I also got a companion pass and the hardest part is my wife and daughters fighting over who gets to go with me. I suspect I'll end up seeing some movies I don't care to see just to take them but I don't feel too bad about that.
  4. Appreciate all the responses. Good point about going into the city, but I think she's going to have a hard time with her husband. He's a grade A shit head, so she needs the best she can get that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. She's going to be the custodial parent for their two girls and I wouldn't be surprised if she has to fight tooth and nail to get paid on any child support that ordered. She's also caring for her mother who has dementia so that's just a nice extra kick in the gut. I wish she was in Austin and could use hornian.
  5. Thanks! +rep
  6. I doubt she cares if it's a local guy. She's just trying figure out how to start at this point.
  7. You don't want. Trust me. Sent from my SM-T813 using Tapatalk
  8. A friend needs a rec. She's not loaded but the real estate is complicated due to in law issues. I trust Surly for these things.
  9. That reminds me of the joke in the Army about the towels. Issued towel, OD green, waterproof, one each.
  10. Bill Miller has great fried chicken. BBQ not so much but the chicken is excellent.
  11. @Jhawk is being a real bitch about this whole thing. You got busted. Face the music.
  12. My middle daughter was a lot like this. Very smart, but hyper sensitive to the slightest criticism, especially from me. She still doesn't like to be told she's in the wrong but as she's gotten older it's become much more of a strength. She works hard to do the right thing and it drives her to excel, but doesn't bring her down any more. Getting help never hurts, but I think you'll find that as he matures and learns more about himself he'll naturally get better. We did, in fact, have her talk to a counselor a few times and she basically told us not to change anything, that she would be fine as she became more comfortable with who she was as a person. Good luck!
  13. Is it sad that I drove to Luling for some work stuff yesterday and I had no desire to stop in Lockhart for BBQ? I mean, 10 years ago that would have been the highlight of my day. I guess it's a good thing that we have so many more good options but it kind of made me feel vaguely depressed.
  14. I have a friend who you might call a statuesque blond, at least in her youth. She's a really fun person and a great athlete who doesn't take any shit. She worked for whatever bank that was just south of GM and had to go to that branch for some reason one day. As she was walking by GM the guy says "Hey Barbie, why don't you come in and have a cheeseburger?" She looked over at the window and "splat" pickle. She, or course, flinched and it pissed her off. She had no idea about GM so she headed for the door ready to give them hell and walked in to find about 30 people in line and everyone was looking at her. She said she just put her head down and headed for the bank. She ended up going in and getting a burger a few weeks later and became a fan.
  15. Baggy still gives him shit about it every time he's in the booth and it's hilarious.
  16. 570 million or so. Just the tip of the iceberg I'm guessing.
  17. That's just a couple of good Samaritans right there. Or no honor among thieves. Take your pick.
  18. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    Not enough left to blow dry.
  19. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    Bidet evangelism has no restrictions IMO.
  20. Rage
  21. Those guys will make deals.
  22. Seems like a flaw in the barrier if a stray tire can climb it. I always wondered if I saw something like that if I could maneuver so as to knock the tire over without fucking up my truck, but I can't see any way to do it safely.
  23. Nothing changes. I saw it 20+ times while I was in. Maybe 2 lasted and they had issues. Fast forward to my friends kids enlisting and lather, rinse, repeat. One kid is on his 3rd marriage at 27.
  24. My Dad always said if the chickens were alive when they arrived at Popeye's they'd probably take over the place.
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