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Felix

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  1. You don't want. Trust me. Sent from my SM-T813 using Tapatalk
  2. A friend needs a rec. She's not loaded but the real estate is complicated due to in law issues. I trust Surly for these things.
  3. That reminds me of the joke in the Army about the towels. Issued towel, OD green, waterproof, one each.
  4. Bill Miller has great fried chicken. BBQ not so much but the chicken is excellent.
  5. @Jhawk is being a real bitch about this whole thing. You got busted. Face the music.
  6. My middle daughter was a lot like this. Very smart, but hyper sensitive to the slightest criticism, especially from me. She still doesn't like to be told she's in the wrong but as she's gotten older it's become much more of a strength. She works hard to do the right thing and it drives her to excel, but doesn't bring her down any more. Getting help never hurts, but I think you'll find that as he matures and learns more about himself he'll naturally get better. We did, in fact, have her talk to a counselor a few times and she basically told us not to change anything, that she would be fine as she became more comfortable with who she was as a person. Good luck!
  7. Is it sad that I drove to Luling for some work stuff yesterday and I had no desire to stop in Lockhart for BBQ? I mean, 10 years ago that would have been the highlight of my day. I guess it's a good thing that we have so many more good options but it kind of made me feel vaguely depressed.
  8. I have a friend who you might call a statuesque blond, at least in her youth. She's a really fun person and a great athlete who doesn't take any shit. She worked for whatever bank that was just south of GM and had to go to that branch for some reason one day. As she was walking by GM the guy says "Hey Barbie, why don't you come in and have a cheeseburger?" She looked over at the window and "splat" pickle. She, or course, flinched and it pissed her off. She had no idea about GM so she headed for the door ready to give them hell and walked in to find about 30 people in line and everyone was looking at her. She said she just put her head down and headed for the bank. She ended up going in and getting a burger a few weeks later and became a fan.
  9. Baggy still gives him shit about it every time he's in the booth and it's hilarious.
  10. 570 million or so. Just the tip of the iceberg I'm guessing.
  11. That's just a couple of good Samaritans right there. Or no honor among thieves. Take your pick.
  12. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    Not enough left to blow dry.
  13. Felix

    Bidet Meta Threas

    Bidet evangelism has no restrictions IMO.
  14. Rage
  15. Those guys will make deals.
  16. Seems like a flaw in the barrier if a stray tire can climb it. I always wondered if I saw something like that if I could maneuver so as to knock the tire over without fucking up my truck, but I can't see any way to do it safely.
  17. Nothing changes. I saw it 20+ times while I was in. Maybe 2 lasted and they had issues. Fast forward to my friends kids enlisting and lather, rinse, repeat. One kid is on his 3rd marriage at 27.
  18. My Dad always said if the chickens were alive when they arrived at Popeye's they'd probably take over the place.
  19. You are correct, sir, I meant to type "excluding". Sorry about that.
  20. If any part of the ball touches any part of the strike zone it's a strike. Thus if the ball crosses any part of the plate (black included) while between the bottom of the knee and 6 inches or so above the belt buckle it should be called a strike.
  21. That's big talk from a guy that the Duck Dynasty dude kept on the bench for 2 years.
  22. Felix: Why is there a $200 charge at the vet? W: Flea meds for the dogs. F: Remember last night when I told you to just get a prescription and I can order them from Costco for less than half the vet price? W. I do now. I'll return them. F: I doubt it. W: They won't take them back. F: You don't say? In her defense she actually apologized profusely and said "I hate it when I do stupid shit like that." I almost died trying to keep my mouth shut.
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