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Felix

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  1. My understanding is those drug store tests are actually much more sensitive than the ones most testing centers use. I've known several people that pissed hot on the home tests and then passed an employment test a few days later. They all figured they'd fail but all passed. They had all been abstaining for at least a couple of weeks and still failed the home test. I know it can stay in your system up to a month but most studies find that you're clean enough to pass most tests in fewer than fourteen days. Even for chronic users of the chronic.
  2. Low cost, my ass. Unless you find a real old school vet.
  3. Felix replied to Bevo's topic in Lulz
    A guy on my team said he he got into an argument that almost resulted in fisty cups.
  4. In Korea back in the late 80's early 90's we still loaded Beehive rounds on our tanks. You could dial in the range on the round and then fire it from the main gun. 100 meters before the designated range it would come apart and release a shitload of fleshettes. I can't remember the number but I seem to recall 1500. Muzzle velocity was 1000 meters per second and max range was 2000 meters. Path of destruction was supposed to be around 50 meters wide at the designated range. Never saw one fired live but fuck being on the other end of that.
  5. Hey Champ, I'll be in town Saturday. Looking forward to hitting you up. I see you're moving so but not this weekend right?
  6. Paco won't brag on himself but his ribs got 1st place at the Horn Bash cookoff this weekend at Buck's Backyard. If the peoples choice contest hadn't washed away in Onion Creek on Friday night we would have won that too for my Dads Bubba Balls. Team Secondhand Smokers was on point!
  7. Probably my favorite steak in Austin. Was there a few weeks ago and it's still top notch. Best creme brule in town too.
  8. Felix replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    Those are such beautiful snakes too. Bad ass and good looking, just like me.
  9. Helps when you get 3 free outs.
  10. I remember watching that live. I was a golfer at the time and it was pretty annoying to see a 5 year old that was way way better than I was. Of course I was only a few years older than he was.
  11. I go even farther. I tell them I will gladly let them leave them on for 1-3 years if hey will take $1000-$3000 off the price. I call it my fee to market their dealership.
  12. You're not getting that net back.
  13. I agree for the most part, but I coached girls basketball for a while and had some lower division college players as assistants each year from a nearby small college and a high school varsity level man is going to dominate them, but Joe Average pickup game guy is going to have his hands full. The small ball has it's advantages for sure, but most of those girls at that level can play just as well with the mens ball. They know how to use their bodies to establish position and, while not nearly as physically powerful or fast as male athletes they handle the ball very well and understand the game better than they get credit for. But yeah, any good male basketball player in decent shape is going to win one on one fairly easily.
  14. Which ball are we using? You're going to be more athletic than her, probably quicker, and certainly more explosive, but she'll probably shoot you out of the gym.
  15. Anybody see that ridiculous shot Tiger hit from under the bush on 10, I think it was? LOL
  16. Genie is out of the bottle. Might as well get used to it.
  17. Too many. One is too many, but there have been a hell of lot more than that.
  18. Bullshit, and that's just the most recent one.
  19. Nevada a bunch of dirty bastards. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
  20. She just gets them there. She sure as hell doesn't use them.
  21. Glad I got mine weeks ago. My wife works for the company that does the porto-johns and other sanitation stuff out there. When Tiger committed they called and asked to add 2 attendants just to follow Tigers group around the course and clean and restock the shitters after they pass.
  22. It's a little better but not enough IMO.
  23. When outlook says I have an unread email in my inbox and I don't.
  24. Could be worse!
  25. Come to think of it, that might cause CTE/Dementia.
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