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Royale with cheese

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Everything posted by Royale with cheese

  1. Hey, man, at night you can step up on a can of tuna and see the lights of Dallas.
  2. When you're writing something for aggy consumption, the cardinal rule is always eschew obfuscation. Always.
  3. Damn, that's some ugly motherfuckers right there.
  4. C'mon, man--valets take care of it. Everybody knows that.
  5. Hate to break it to you , dude, but there's more than one.
  6. What in th' wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?!
  7. The CDC recently mandated that this label be affixed to shorts: "WARNING: Wearing shorts may cause ACL and MCL ligament damage, concussion, Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, and acromioclavicular joint sprain. Wearing jorts causes all the foregoing, and additionally, may complicate pregnancy."
  8. How about we send anybody who laughs at anything on this board off to gladiator school. We'll have 'em fighting rabid wild animals within a week.
  9. I was hoping he'd be all right on September 1st.
  10. A place where things are struck down. Indeed.
  11. I can live with that; I got 21.
  12. Maybe to you, but it still smells bad to me.
  13. Shhhh! He's selling those to aggys.
  14. Amen, brother. We had a tradition in our church: Old Brother So-And-So would start prayin' and after a while, we'd start prayin' that he'd stop prayin'.
  15. More like a shakedown cruise in preparation for August 30th.
  16. I was checking out some rosters for the upcoming season and I came across Arizona State's two-deep on OurLads. If you needed any further proof of what college football's become, after NIL and the Transfer Portal have taken hold, look at A-State's projected starting 22. Nineteen of the 22 are transfers, NINETEEN. Jesus H. Christ.
  17. You're apparently unfamiliar with the venerable Indian tradition of naming a newborn after the first thing the father sees upon exiting the teepee following his child's birth. In this case, the father obviously saw a bright blue sky with seven fluffy white clouds floating overhead. But why do you ask, little Two Dogs Fucking In The Mud?
  18. Yeah, Media Days changed so many thing on so many squads, we needed a new list.
  19. Yeah, they even have their own special bus--'course, it's shorter than the normal ones . . .
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