Everything posted by Royale with cheese
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Pryor wasn't freebasing; he was only mixing low-fat milk with pasteurized when the shit blew up. He made me promise not to tell anybody, but . . .
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Realignment talk not going away
Yeah, but looks aren't everything.
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Uniform Pron
Reddy Kilowatt on the helmet is great.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Tennessee needs a QB. Vol booster: "Hey, Jake, come on down. We got smart coeds that'll help you soak up knowledge."
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Tell me about Nebraska
Tom Herman blew the Brockermeyers? Well, that explains a lot of things--uh, NTTAWWT . . .
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
"The NCAA granted Dykes immunity after he complied with an investigation during his recruitment process. This allowed the NCAA to detail a reported bidding war between OSU, Oklahoma, Texas A&M and Illinois, which OSU won by reportedly paying Dykes $23,000." My grandfather is a proud member of the Star Lake Spit 'n Whittle Club. He joins the other old-timers in their bib overalls, sitting on the benches around the courthouse talking about how the kids today got no respect. They relive the good ol' days, back when gasoline was 39 cents a gallon, a good hamburger cost twenty-five cents, and you could buy a first-round draft pick for $23,000.
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Tell me about ou
Cartoon aside, I'm kind of glad to see this. I always thought this guy was pretty effective. Wouldn't hurt my feelings when he leaves to see ou fall into less competent hands.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
. . . and how pathologically fixated on Big Brother our perseveration is.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If we wait a couple more, we can count Elko's.
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SEC Storied: Wishbone
Pick one. (hint: either works just fine, but option three probably fits best)
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SEC Storied: Wishbone
I played for Glenn "Pop" Warner at Cornell in 1906. Obviously we ran the single wing. The forward pass was also legalized that year, but we stuck steadfastly to good 'ol Student Body Right. Unfortunately, the flying wedge had been outlawed on kickoffs back in 1894 and was no longer available to us. John Heisman's first trophy wasn't awarded until 1935; shame I couldn't have stuck around long enough for that. Timing is everything, I guess. Damn, I love these strolls down memory lane.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
FIFY
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Texas Passing Game 2025 - Personnel & Production - Jaggy McJaggerson FTW?
Who is this Jaggy Mickjagger'sson of whom you speak? I was not aware that Mick had a son named Jaggy, but he's got 8 kids, so I guess it's not totally outside the realm of possibility.
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Bucs WR Antonio Brown Rips Off Uniform and Walks Off Field Mid Game
Sorry, but Barbara Billinglsy is no longer with us. Pity.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hmmmm, "branding." Is that what they're calling it these days?
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Cosmo? Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel when Tarantula took to the hills. Wait, it's possible I'm a bit confused here . . .
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
"From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . The Astronauts!"
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
You have to feed it to The Surls in small bites.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Summers are great in Wisconsin. Last year, it was Wednesday.
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Texas wins the 2024-2025 Director’s Cup- Fourth Win in Five Years
I believe it was the "Ron White's Big Ol' Goddam Trophy."
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Video of Texas new locker room etc.
Sleepy Hills Drugstore & Cafe are open. The coffee is bubbling hot.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
All these guys except Wisky have to play us; that's why their schedules are so damn hard.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
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Video of Texas new locker room etc.
Yeah, we're remodeling. Again. (In my best Ed McMahon voice:) "Are we trying to keep up with the Jonses?"