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Liquor and Poker

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  1. Why do the aggy coaches’ shirts have their school name crooked? Did they get a deal on embroidery?
  2. Fuck the glee on the ref’s fave when he called 1 second left. cant wait to leave this conference
  3. Holy shit. It just writes itself. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38328669/jimbo-fisher-bobby-petrino-look-relieve-pressure-texas-am
  4. I don’t think they wait until in between bouts
  5. The ebola rumors are amazing but some are even better. This one - “ it is not from a virus, but from microwave and cellular radiation acting upon the graphene oxide and metals that have gotten into our bodies from various pathways, especially the vaccines.”
  6. I don’t see how that’s possible. I was under the impression Herman had no friends.
  7. Is your point that Texas should have won more Big 12 titles under Mack Brown? Yes, you're right. 2001, when Simms shit the bed, and 2008 when some dude named Briles voted to help fuck us out of the playing the game come to mind.
  8. The bolded part was the bigger advantage. The first one just gained them a couple of years.
  9. Everyone thinks the greatest Austin was the day they got there and it’s been going steadily downhill ever since. I left in 2003 and felt I’d stayed too long and it had lost its character. People who got there in 2003 have since left and said the same thing.
  10. This Yormark guy is just a panderer and hype man. He’s the guy who licks his finger, sticks it in the air, feels the wind and, no matter the direction, says “that’s perfect. I love it. It’s exactly what I wanted. Isn’t it great?” He is the best commissioner in Big 12 history.
  11. I would like to know the percentage of her voters who also have a search history on pornhub that includes the word “teacher.”
  12. Yep. i just don’t believe their deal with SiriusXM could be all that lucrative.
  13. I'm sorry, what the fuck does that mean?
  14. This is a unique way of telling us all. Very happy for you two.
  15. Not if you’re regularly referred to as “inmate.”
  16. That Mick guy lost an inch and can’t look in a mirror anymore. Proof that we should require a course of therapy before all elective procedures involving one’s genitalia.
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