Everything posted by Liquor and Poker
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fuck. I make a lot less money than I thought
- 2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri
- 2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri
- 2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri
- 2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Meat judging has always sounded gay porn to me but he clearly was doing it for pay
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What the fuck am I looking at in the scrabble deer head Tomball builder model home?
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
I would not want to be referred to as a “pocket manipulator”
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
I like the way my helmet looks so I got it done all permanent and stuff
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Alamo Bowl - Arizona vs Oklahoma
There are not enough stars to give to Arnold.
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Eat 'em up, Cats! The prestigious ServePro First Responder Bowl game thread, ESPN, 4:30pm
Fair enough but he is part of the reason IMO. He is bringing the Dean Wormer energy.
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Eat 'em up, Cats! The prestigious ServePro First Responder Bowl game thread, ESPN, 4:30pm
Imagine becoming a ref and realizing you are way over your head in a game between Texas St and Rice.
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Surly Horns State of Things End 2023
Very hard not to respond “fuck those pussies” to this. No idea what you’re talking about. You could do that TikTok scam with the dog that steps on buttons to “talk” but with an aggy instead of the dog.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Fuck those guys are so weird
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Merry Christmas, you Surly assholes
I have to admit, when LHN dies I will miss my Christmas tradition of turning over the channel to watch Bevo wander around in the cedar brush all day. It’s my favorite Christmas show.
- Casey Thompson
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Movie Stars That Are Not Good Actors
He am groot too
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Once at least
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Stupid sip. The ElkTM is going to run the defense. Bateman is just to recruit. Hell, hey recruited the entire United States Army for four years. Whoop!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
He feeds them hope.
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2024 National Signing Day Thread - Official Announcements ONLY
I am glad he gets you excited. You do you. Seriously, I feel linemen are really 3/4 of what makes an offense. The Denver Broncos taught me that about a decade ago.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Missing the overalls and fake army regalia
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I just assumed Arthur Smith had bought some type of ridiculously priced NFL Coaching Experience the same way Saudis buy yacht girls to take shits on. Anyway I guess that means Herman is actually talented at something.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Every once in a while I think “how did Texas, LSU, all the consultants, and basically everyone in CFB but Urban Meyer miss that Tom Herman was just not a likeable person?”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Do I just wake up later than I used to? Feels like having 19 LOIs in by 9:00am is fast.