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  1. Ketch just enjoyed being represented by someone of his...stature, on network television.
  2. You mean to tell me the first season was scripted? I thought it was just the MoC and his buddy drinking Lone Star, fucking models, and riffing off the cuff about nihilism for hours on end.
  3. Say what you will about Hitler, but how many of us can say that we killed a genocidal maniac?
  4. South Austin's mom is the only badass chick on Kyle Flood's big board.
  5. Only if you've never met a real life lesbian.
  6. "Commit recognizes that his promise to play for the University for the entire term of this Agreement is important to the University. Commit also recognizes that the University is making a valuable investment in his continued employment Agreement and that its investment would be lost if Commit portals or otherwise terminates his employment with University prior to the expiration of this Agreement."
  7. Batman Returns Danny Devito
  8. If anyone can lose the bye week, it's aggy.
  9. Somebody check my work here. VY slaps the hell outta Quinn's right asscheek and says: "Whats up, babygarl? You betta have fun mothafucka, enjoy yourself." Is that accurate? And then the Texas Football socials posted the video. And we're just not talking about it at all?
  10. Sew ironic two bring a female cheerleader to A&M of all places.
  11. Before this video, I expected a sound victory. Something like 31-14. Now, Texas beats Arky 223-0.
  12. I'll give it a shot. Marcus is posing a question: Do you think I'm going to quit after I've worked so hard already? The copyright sign is weird, but I'm going to interpret it as "cap," youthspeak for false. A pro-Texas message can be inferred by the fact that the attached pictures are of him in Texas gear, participating in offseason workouts. So, the whole translated tweet is, "Do you think I'm going to quit after I've worked so hard already? No way, Jose. All gas, no brakes motherfucker."
  13. Whereas the oldest reported indoor pussy is named Geoff Ketchum. He has already far surpassed his life expectancy.
  14. I believe he's saying that McGowan was thought to be average and has since been proven to be average.
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