Everything posted by Ultimate Failure
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
total yardage: ISU 364, UT 113 JFC
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
More creativity, guys. We don't want to look bad in the rollbamaroll meltdown thread.
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Game Week- Iowa State
You came here expecting objectivity? Look at the name of the web site. We're fucking surly. GTFO with that shit.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
I'll just quote myself, here's what I said at the time, which turned out to be correct:
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Bzzt. That never happened. You were fooled by the Clintonese in the press release.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Calling it now, we'll win out. All of the remaining teams we'll face are terrible to mediocre. No team can be this snakebit for four games in a row. By the end of the year, our guys will have some confidence and win the bowl game against a top 25-ish team for 9-4. With the perspective of hindsight, this 3-game skid will be disregarded as growing pains while Sark installs his culture.
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Fire Shaka Smart
How does making an offer and being rejected "make you look like a dumbass"?
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Fire Shaka Smart
Anyone concerned about getting And that's a bad thing how? We should call every top-tier coach and make a serious offer. In the best case, we get a top-tier coach. In the worst case, we get rejected and the coach gets a salary increase. Forcing our opponents to pay more for the same level of service hurts their competitiveness, because they can't spend that money on more productive things to compete against us. Look, this is basketball. We are underdogs, and we should behave like it. Get out there in the market and fucking scrap.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Anyone know what an "assistant head coach" is? Clearly it's something that doesn't interfere with the duties of what I thought were full time jobs (special teams coach, tight ends coach), but is it really just a meaningless title? If so, what's the point of it? If it's just resume fodder, won't future employers see through it?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Is Kyle Flood confirmed, or are we still relying on the 247 report?
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Anyone know what Sarkisian's buyout will be if he's fired after, say, 3 years?
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CFB coaching carousel
Texas could do a lot worse than Turner for the OL job. I don't give a rat's ass about the "scandals".
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
From the article: "...the planet-despoiling enterprise that is big-kids college football" LOL, what an absolute clown.
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2021 orange (slice) bowl :: North Carolina v. aggy
You just seem a bit overly worked up about this game.
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2021 orange (slice) bowl :: North Carolina v. aggy
Dude, are you OK?
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Pathetic. If that attendance doesn't demonstrate the sad state of Tom Herman's program, I don't know what will.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
I was suggesting a way to prevent the reindexing that you were complaining of.
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
If you can, turn off the feature where the thread title is included in the URL. For example: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/18304-2020/page/59/ is equivalent to https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/18304-2020-alamo-bowl-texas-vs-colorado/page/59/ but the latter will change when the thread title changes, confusing the search engines.
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Texas opens as an 11 point favorite v Colorado
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Texas opens as an 11 point favorite v Colorado
This probably was a meaningful football metaphor about 50 years ago. The football historian in me is curious.
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JJ Watt gives one of the all-time great answers to a post game question
I mean, he was asked what motivates him, and his answer was about what motivates him. The "you" in his answer was referring to himself, or a generic NFL player. I don't read this as an attack on his teammates at all.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Is that plane dropping like a thousand smoke grenades, or...?
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Urban Meyer or bust
If you don't know how to use that word properly, simply don't use it. No one will even notice. HTH
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Urban Meyer or bust
What is it?
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Playoff Selection Final Rankings 12/20 11am
Yeah, it's a shitty system. And yet...