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deft

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  1. I wanted to try but I don’t know if the dude can abide $90 /lb beef jerky
  2. The last batch from longhornfrenzy………..torbush. These people are out there in the real world. They’re allowed to drive cars and purchase firearms and yet still exist in the same areas as you and me(I.e. sane people). The mental health crisis in this country is becoming an epidemic.
  3. I watched ol’ Rock the good ag crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and being forced to nut in a mason jar in front of the other redpots.
  4. It goes better topped with real tomato ketchup Eddie.
  5. Their compound is just outside of Waco and we were driving back to Mexia the day the standoff started. It literally hit close to home.
  6. “Dunno, can’t see her wrists” /shaggy who only bangs 10s
  7. Lies. He said wiggy was “that dude”.
  8. Cops do be like that
  9. I don’t watch a lot of college baseball or even know how many games are in a season. What does 8&4 translate to in baseball games?
  10. Who’s asking narc
  11. I like my hard boiled eggs cooked hard. Make the whole yolk turn grey/green. That way, I don’t get crumbles of it mixed up with my pastel mini marshmallows by accident. That would just ruin my appetite before I get to my Sysco nuggets.
  12. If the server knew you were going to give the big’un two pumps, they were supposed to call the other Trudy’s locations twirh your description to make sure you didn’t go and try to give two pumps to a hambeast there too. Urban lore.
  13. Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?
  14. They have more quality FCS losses than us
  15. Yeah but they won sec games. We just…. Wait…
  16. Not me. I’m comparing him to Jesus Christ.
  17. Are you asking if arch will run himself into a sack multiple times in one drive? Or will he throw 5 feet above receivers’ heads or at their feet on crucial passes killing that drive? Like……define better.
  18. A little lofty but for his first season at qb1 but we should try nonetheless
  19. Even herbie took the osu dick out of his mouth to say they were holding.
  20. 4 minutes ago. Or 7 games ago before that.
  21. We’re being out coached by a box of just for men.
  22. Just starting to think this?
  23. Makes me think of this, which I will never *not* laugh at
  24. Clearly it’s the peoples champ. You could tell because his chain light up like a lamp 'cause now he’s back with the camp.
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