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deft

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  1. “Dunno, can’t see her wrists” /shaggy who only bangs 10s
  2. Lies. He said wiggy was “that dude”.
  3. Cops do be like that
  4. I don’t watch a lot of college baseball or even know how many games are in a season. What does 8&4 translate to in baseball games?
  5. Who’s asking narc
  6. I like my hard boiled eggs cooked hard. Make the whole yolk turn grey/green. That way, I don’t get crumbles of it mixed up with my pastel mini marshmallows by accident. That would just ruin my appetite before I get to my Sysco nuggets.
  7. If the server knew you were going to give the big’un two pumps, they were supposed to call the other Trudy’s locations twirh your description to make sure you didn’t go and try to give two pumps to a hambeast there too. Urban lore.
  8. Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?
  9. They have more quality FCS losses than us
  10. Yeah but they won sec games. We just…. Wait…
  11. Not me. I’m comparing him to Jesus Christ.
  12. Are you asking if arch will run himself into a sack multiple times in one drive? Or will he throw 5 feet above receivers’ heads or at their feet on crucial passes killing that drive? Like……define better.
  13. A little lofty but for his first season at qb1 but we should try nonetheless
  14. Even herbie took the osu dick out of his mouth to say they were holding.
  15. 4 minutes ago. Or 7 games ago before that.
  16. We’re being out coached by a box of just for men.
  17. Just starting to think this?
  18. Makes me think of this, which I will never *not* laugh at
  19. Clearly it’s the peoples champ. You could tell because his chain light up like a lamp 'cause now he’s back with the camp.
  20. I know someone in the sip program and he’s pretty high up. They told me that ewers is going to transfer. Like I said, pretty high up.
  21. I’ll bet you did. But is this before or after you’ve facefucked the dismembered head in your fridge?
  22. Why? That’s my fav track I think.
  23. Pork, the other red meat.
  24. I’m going to reinstall tapa pro and just go around quoting bo&w posts. Edit: and turn the Tapatalk signature back on too
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