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Paco

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  1. *Pile-on -Eskimohorn
  2. I was carrying a big ass roll of plans on my shoulder and heard someone call my name across the job site. I turned my head real quick and got a paper cut on my fucking ear.
  3. Paco

    Burgers

    I hope you had a cheeseburger platter at GM. Actually I'm not sure when they closed, I know it was still there in '93.
  4. It's not as good as real EZ cheese.
  5. Frozen corn dogs were unavailable due to wood shards, so I had to improvise.
  6. I'll take a dozen, naked and bone-in. For here.
  7. It's a hot hobby. Only a couple rules: 1. If you bitch about the heat, get the fuck off my trailer. 2. If you're over 6'7" and bump your head get the fuck off my trailer. 3. No fish. 4. No goddamn pig heads. * Rule #1 subject to interpretation due to circumstances such as tits.
  8. Please, please don't ever change.
  9. It's one of those fancy wrinkle free mirrors
  10. One of my favorite things to make is beef stroganoff with leftover brisket. I guess I'll just call that bbq too.
  11. You sure about that?
  12. They really need to change their logo. Looks like Red Bitch BBQ.
  13. Rufus Harris - Destructive Back
  14. 1/2 lb hamburger, sharp cheddar, bacon, fried egg, bacon, on a plastic RV plate.
  15. Well, he just did [emoji3516]
  16. I will suck down dozens of gulf oysters and chase 'em with cold Lone Star while telling you to shove your shitty "foodways" opinions straight up your ass.
  17. Never had a problem with weed products, but I can tell you from experience that a value pack of Opa's sausage looks extremely suspicious when it goes through the scanner. Oops.
  18. Last time we invited you nobody came.
  19. Tuna dog
  20. Is Brandon Harris a bad person?
  21. You know why you're getting so much shit for your opinion? Because it's fucking stupid. Here's a stat, People who agree with you: Helobious
  22. Well, yeah, they all know now.
  23. Tamales, HEB chili, fried eggs, sharp cheddar on a plastic RV plate.
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