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Paco

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  1. Why on God's green earth would you ever give a red cunt hair of a thought about what anyone thinks of our "fanbase"?
  2. My dishwasher's cycle is about 28 days.
  3. She sounds like a cunt.
  4. If it's the real Bonanza Burger I'm in
  5. I know the boyfriend's ex-wife, and for what it's worth she doesn't think he's capable of killing/kidnapping/disappearing anyone.
  6. Goddamnit.
  7. You'll cut your thumb off again
  8. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
  9. We're set up at the Stardust pool hall on Manchaca for a small cook off. Cooking a wagyu for the first time. I may have to monitor my alcohol intake.
  10. Well? What time is turn in?
  11. 10.
  12. What's the deal with the knife and fork? You some kinda yankee?
  13. Double piston pump huh?
  14. Get the pork steak next time, and a couple more to go.
  15. Dude.
  16. Sequence goes like this... Asleep. Wake up, stretch. Huge fart. Looks around. (pic) Back to sleep. He leads a tough life.
  17. That was the turtle patrol.
  18. They should be done by now.
  19. Maybe she's fat.
  20. I had a great burger at the Post Pub on L street in DC.
  21. And definitely change all your passwords.
  22. Go ask Your Mom.
  23. Seems like it might be a little tough.
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