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Paco

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  1. If you don't have brisket every day you're open you shouldn't be in the top 10 in Texas. We have to have some sort of standards.
  2. One of my favorite quotes was from Jim Lehrer, on what he learned Marine boot camp: (something like) "Marines never leave behind our wounded or our dead, officers always eat last. The army is chickenshit in combat, the navy is worse, and the air force is barely even on our side" Semper Fi Sir.
  3. No you won't.
  4. You and me both, amigo. You and me both.
  5. Just... don't.
  6. Since Crump closed, the only supply house that might have it is Josco. Otherwise I'd try the internets.
  7. I love a good burnt eyes "I can't believe everyone doesn't agree with me!" meltdown
  8. Buncha not plumbing ass motherfuckers on here
  9. I'm leading the charge on this one
  10. Why on God's green earth would you ever give a red cunt hair of a thought about what anyone thinks of our "fanbase"?
  11. My dishwasher's cycle is about 28 days.
  12. She sounds like a cunt.
  13. If it's the real Bonanza Burger I'm in
  14. I know the boyfriend's ex-wife, and for what it's worth she doesn't think he's capable of killing/kidnapping/disappearing anyone.
  15. Goddamnit.
  16. You'll cut your thumb off again
  17. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
  18. We're set up at the Stardust pool hall on Manchaca for a small cook off. Cooking a wagyu for the first time. I may have to monitor my alcohol intake.
  19. Well? What time is turn in?
  20. 10.
  21. What's the deal with the knife and fork? You some kinda yankee?
  22. Double piston pump huh?
  23. Get the pork steak next time, and a couple more to go.
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