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Paco

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  1. I would think getting a little smoke on the cheese would be more than sufficient, but then again my culinary education stems from the mean backyards of Manchaca.
  2. I'll eat just about anything, and after being in Maine for a few months I would kill or severely maime several of you for a even a half pound of Rudy's moist. But I will be damned to hell for six eternities before I step foot in a place called good bull. Have you no fucking shame?
  3. The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.
  4. Follow the money. That's all I can say right now, but follow the money.
  5. I applied a couple doses of Dr Paco's Root Tonic to your mom's chest last night. Ok it was just one dose then I fell asleep.
  6. Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.
  7. I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.
  8. Why don't you cunts go sling your filthy CR vomit in the filthy vomit political forum? Thanks!
  9. Dear God. I actually thought about committing a crime just so I can hire you just so I can play with your puppy for five minutes. Congratulations!
  10. Somehow my wife got all three shitbags in one picture.
  11. I'm 1300 miles from the nearest Whataburger so I went to Five Guys for a quick burger. What's with the fries? Who the fuck needs nine pounds of undercooked french fries?
  12. Wouldn't that just be an arm doctor?
  13. We should definitely do more stuff like Mexico.
  14. How about bourbon flavored maple?
  15. Congratulations, you just invented the chimichanga!
  16. I've been working in Portland, Maine since the beginning of July. It's hilarious when they bitch about "this godawful heat" when it gets up in the low 80's.
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