Everything posted by Paco
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"Beyond Meat" is neither
Or let's skip the mom jokes and go straight to the pinko fucking commie jokes.
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Nat'l media outlets told the story of David Briscoe surviving the Santa Fe shooting. Turns out he was a hoax?
Hahaha no shit. Not to mention just about all of us are 40+
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Bourbon
If this causes my Jimmy traveler to go up to $15 I'm gonna be pissed.
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All Things Brisket
Just picked up two. I'm giving one to your rodeo buddy.
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Solve the Rittle
The sons of the motherlovin' bunkhouse band.
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Hey Steel Shank!
*your mom and whom
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All Things Brisket
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Surly Sausages
Does Michigan even have a health department?
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DPS Trooper of the Year Indicted
My cousin is a retired DPS trooper. I'm pretty sure he'd arrest his own mom for driving while intoxicated.
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World record longhorn is from Alabama?
Well maybe Major is his sire.
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For Sale - Whataburger, update sold!
The first thing they need to do is fire every one of those dumb motherfuckers at S. 1st and Barton Springs.
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Hut's finally closing
Because I remember everything you son of a bitch
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Hut's finally closing
If you mean GM Steakhouse there was absolutely nothing questionable about their burgers. It could be nostalgia fucking with me, but I still think that's the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Austin.
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Hut's finally closing
P Terry's has never cooked, sold, dropped, accidentally synthesized, or premature ejaculated a burger that's anywhere near a Hil-Bert's regular ol' cheeseburger. I feel your pain my greasy compadre.
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Hut's finally closing
She's certainly been on the rag lately.
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ASF in China
Just the sweet. There should be plenty of sour to go around.
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Yoga Chick Lost in Hawaii -- Story Seems Off
You might want to read his post again.
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What's the Shag (Surly) consensus on the HPV vaccination?
My kids were pretty retarded to begin with but I haven't noticed it get any worse since they got the vaccine.
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All Encompassing Whatcha Smoking With
Big Shirley is ready for her standard 1/8 cord feeding.
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7 dead, 21 missing after SKorean tour boat runs into ship and sinks
Tour not very good after all.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
What do you mean "those guys"?
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Port Aransas
I'm down in South Padre and the tides are insane.
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Damn Weber
Yep. "Hey check out my super sharp knife OWFUCK!"
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Plumbing - Toilet Shut-Off Valve
Interesting that every plumber and supply house I've encountered in my 25 years as a plumber have been calling it the wrong name all these years. The more you know...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People who don't use paragraphs.