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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Or let's skip the mom jokes and go straight to the pinko fucking commie jokes.
  2. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    If this causes my Jimmy traveler to go up to $15 I'm gonna be pissed.
  3. Just picked up two. I'm giving one to your rodeo buddy.
  4. Paco replied to CHAD BRISCOE's topic in Lulz
    The sons of the motherlovin' bunkhouse band.
  5. *your mom and whom
  6. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
  7. Does Michigan even have a health department?
  8. My cousin is a retired DPS trooper. I'm pretty sure he'd arrest his own mom for driving while intoxicated.
  9. Well maybe Major is his sire.
  10. The first thing they need to do is fire every one of those dumb motherfuckers at S. 1st and Barton Springs.
  11. Because I remember everything you son of a bitch
  12. If you mean GM Steakhouse there was absolutely nothing questionable about their burgers. It could be nostalgia fucking with me, but I still think that's the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Austin.
  13. P Terry's has never cooked, sold, dropped, accidentally synthesized, or premature ejaculated a burger that's anywhere near a Hil-Bert's regular ol' cheeseburger. I feel your pain my greasy compadre.
  14. She's certainly been on the rag lately.
  15. Paco replied to TexanInIowa's topic in Daily Texan
    Just the sweet. There should be plenty of sour to go around.
  16. You might want to read his post again.
  17. My kids were pretty retarded to begin with but I haven't noticed it get any worse since they got the vaccine.
  18. Big Shirley is ready for her standard 1/8 cord feeding.
  19. What do you mean "those guys"?
  20. Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel
    I'm down in South Padre and the tides are insane.
  21. Paco replied to Landomatic's topic in Food and Travel
    Yep. "Hey check out my super sharp knife OWFUCK!"
  22. Interesting that every plumber and supply house I've encountered in my 25 years as a plumber have been calling it the wrong name all these years. The more you know...
  23. People who don't use paragraphs.
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