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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Between that and Safeway wanting $12.99 for a block of Velveeta it's time for my fatass to go home.
  2. Fuck you California this is why you are a third world country.
  3. Yep. The sun is just a dull orange ball. The forecast was 75° for a high, but it never got over 65°
  4. I'm in Sonoma county, 120 miles southwest of Chico, and the smoke is intense. My friend Alyssa lives in Chico so this hits close to home. I told her she could crash at my place, so I'm doing my part.
  5. Answer the question JACK!
  6. My daughter wants a Newfie and a Saint Bernard to go with the mastiffs. Wtf have I done?
  7. Paco replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  8. Paco replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  9. Maybe I would like to sit on the couch.
  10. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Goddamnit neon you edited
  11. Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    I would rather them in ma belly
  12. Paco replied to tokamak's topic in Lulz
    I think those tomahawk ribeyes are stupid.
  13. I tried to be a good Dad, I really did.
  14. Paco replied to Sbbruin's topic in Food and Travel
    Paul Simon once stood on a corner there.
  15. The German mafia gives no fucks about taxes.
  16. "pepper virus" sounds horrifying and intriguing at the same time.
  17. You go to church in your overflow pan?
  18. Cops don't write parking tickets, meter maids do. That's their only job, so it's not a waste of time. It's exactly what they're supposed to be doing. Who the fuck doesn't know this?
  19. Goddamn that makes me proud. Semper Fi Leathernecks!
  20. I guess the pilot didn't train "intensively"
  21. The radiation would never make it here, that's just silly. Because Oklahoma sucks.
  22. Advantage: aggy
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