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DFW Horn

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  1. I don't hate it, but a 14-game season is too long for "student athletes", IMO. SWC SWC SWC!
  2. How do you know the 27k FNGs don't wanna be redass, nut-squeezin, jizz jar fillin' yokels? It's turdition or their applications would've been denied.
  3. We're neither Western nor Southern. We're TEXAS, godammit.
  4. We mocked this bullshit along with SEC SEC SEC, but it'd be tough to argue that the fan bases in the SEC aren't more passionate. Bama, AR, MS, and SC have no professional competition for their loyalties in-state.
  5. Rednecks to the left of me, hillbillies to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Yeah, I look forward to hating on a whole new group of fanbases. Texas vs Tennessee will be lit, too, in time.
  6. Meat Pimp for Governor? We've obviously done worse.
  7. Yeah, in Europe you'll see Yankees swag for sure, and Chicago Cubs..especially in Paris for whatever reason. aggy gear in Europe will be 99.9% aggy tourists for sure. The .1% are international aggy students who went to fish camp. The weirdest part is aggy takes an irrational pride in their lack of popularity amongst non-aggy. Only real aggy wears our gear! Whoop! tu has a buncha t-shirt fans!
  8. stoopid sip aggy earned an even BIGGER participation trophy for last night's effort. Another one for their Hall of Champions
  9. What do Jimbo and Trev have in common? aggy bid against themselves for their services. Whoop!
  10. The guy on the right is either constipated or the girl in front of him has a hold of his scrotum. As always, Meat Pimp is in charge, front and center.
  11. Poor Trev is gonna be so cornfused and cornflicted next week.
  12. So aggy is onto Reveille X now. Does that make it A&M 9, Guest 0?
  13. But, I thought aggy was a destination job? Isn't that what Bjork told A&M while interviewing and Ole Miss when he resigned?
  14. Truth be told, Bjork left because he grew tired of their meddlesome alumni and their idiot, John Sharp. It doesn't matter who they hire as AD. He'll have a 3-4 year shelf life in Gomerville.
  15. I'm wondering what "success" Nebraska has had in the past 3 years under Alberts appeals to aggy? Do they have some type of powerhouse NIL program? If so, what does it entail? I'd say A&M would be better off hiring an assistant AD from a better program, like UT, but the Ohio State braintrust just hired Bjork, so WTF...Quality sports administrators must be in short supply.
  16. "Never underestimate the heart of a Nebraska farm boy." (unless it's an aggie?) - Trev Alberts
  17. Of course, the shitheel Gooner makes the trey before the half...
  18. Disu needs to take it to the fuckin' rim instead of settling for jumpers.
  19. Well, at least Corn has a glorious, more recent history that makes them delusional, unlike aggy.
  20. I rocked Earl style, Pony turf shoes back in the day with the school-colored chevron. Luv Ya Blue!
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