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DFW Horn

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  1. Well, we could have another Mack Brown linger around like a stale fart 5-6 years past his expiration date. I guess it'd be worth it for another national title.
  2. Dude, they're playing 1-10 FCS Samford for crissakes. Who wants to waste bandwidth on that shit?
  3. I don't think most of us want to shit-can Sark if he's willing to sober up, stop fucking around, and make positive changes to his program by making coaching staff changes. The "yes men" he's surrounded himself with aren't holding him accountable. Maybe CDC should take charge, but he doesn't seem like a micro-manager. Easier said than done, I know, when you're dealing with a narcissist.
  4. C'mon...He's got major programs throwing bucoo dinero at him left and right. How is he supposed to act? IMO, he should just leverage these offers for more from Ole Miss, but maybe he's grown tired of backwoods MS. Of course, IDK if Baton Rouge is much of an "upgrade" having never spent time there, either. I have been to Gainesville, FL, and wasn't impressed by its locale.
  5. Yeah, but that hasn't been true since the early 70's. You ain't that old Arky returns to DKR again next year. SEC bent them over with the new 9-game league schedule.
  6. In our defense, we don't speak "jive". Thanks for translating.
  7. It is? Nashville, I can see for the "new country" crowd.
  8. This sumbitch sneezes glitter. I doubt ol' Bill feels threatened by the male cheerleaders. NTTAWWT
  9. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    ASU to wear Sparky on white helmets for the 1st time on Saturday
  10. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
  11. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Whisky...Tango...Foxtrot
  12. I took Arky +9.5 on Tuesday
  13. Oregon That goofy, tree-hugging state won't even let you pump your own gas.
  14. I'm not gonna research anything L'Oreal does or says. She appears to be more trouble than she's worth. Sark is a cuck for keeping her around.
  15. Sark's fashionista wife ain't happy in ATX, so he'll take a job in Tuscaloosa? Unlikely
  16. Yeah, I didn't bother trying to figure out the SECCG scenarios bc we ain't playing in it.
  17. If you thought Johnny 8-Ball couldn't get any douchier, you'd be wrong
  18. FIGHT !!!
  19. This entire thread is wishcasting. @Sir Ulrich has summarized how UT could still sneak into the CFB Playoff and, yes, it would take aggy getting blown out by UT and their SECCG opponent. Both outcomes are highly unlikely.
  20. Fuck pig and fuck aggy! 🤘 Hell, yeah! IDGAF who is squatting on the sideline.
  21. Take Arky plus 10 It is the prudent wager Defense is suspect
  22. Pig week preparation Leaves the Longhorns unready Sark continues squatting
  23. That laminate may leave a mark
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