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DFW Horn

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  1. I've never been to StarkVegas, and that is one SEC road trip that I doubt I'd ever take. It probably makes Collie Station look cosmopolitan.
  2. Sark is the most stubborn, tone-deaf sonofabitch alive if he doesn't hire an OC this offseason. What he's doin' ain't workin'.
  3. 3 fewer hours for these backwoods MS rednecks to get drunk before kickoff may help.
  4. The few aggy friends I have are 2%ers. The redass ones, especially those who were in the Corps, are insufferable goobers who still "whoop" in public.
  5. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    ...but, would you take TEXAS off the front of UT's jerseys?
  6. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Well, that'd be a shame bc it's a really clean look. This isn't the first time LSU has worn these all-whites.
  7. In aggy lingo, a 2%er is an Aggie who isn't "redass". A student who doesn't help with bonfire, doesn't go to yell practice, and - gasp - doesn't go to every home game @ Pyle and stay until the bitter end while standing the entire game. By not giving you shit about "tu" and "dem dern liberal, hippy t-sips who didn't help win the wars", it proves he is indeed a 2%er.
  8. This Yes, aggy's defense isn't championship caliber, but I'd much rather watch a shoot-out vs this offense's ineptitude. The defense bailed us out again. This must be what it's like to be an Iowa fan.
  9. DFW Horn replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Sunday Morning Uni Watch - Week 8
  10. Clumsier than Connor? Unpossible
  11. It's a Border Conference Battle in the desert - ASU vs Texas Tech!
  12. Great throw by Stockton on the flea-flicker
  13. It's kinda weird seeing SMU play these ACC and former Pac teams. @ Clemson today
  14. You mean Jimmy Sexton took USC for a ride.
  15. I mean, Nussmeier should be used to losing by now.
  16. Even without Moss?
  17. LSU coming off a loss to Vandy at Death Valley at night, plus aggy sucks on the road?
  18. Geez...I think Nussmeier is actually crying.
  19. Got a mirror?
  20. I'm sure glad we didn't have to hear this cock-goblin', dirt burglar song much last week.
  21. Goddammit, this team sucks
  22. Carolina's O-line must really suck hard for blOU to put this much pressure on them.
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