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gernblansten

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  1. Mobile order this morning and showed up at appointed time, walked in and still waited 13 minutes. Ate my delicious sausage, egg, American on JCB on the drive home. It was glorious. Opened the JCB with sausage, egg, Monterey with grilled jalapeños and the sausage was absent. <They fuck you in the drive thru gif>
  2. I'm generally on board with the majority of your takes, but that take is something you'd normally see out of aggy.
  3. aggy: "Leon was shaken up and had to exit the field, leading to his team being short handed. Being the true ag that he is, he went into the stands to find the 12th man for his team!" Sane person: "It's arena ball. Do you mean 9th man?" aggy: "where's the emergency looch phone?"
  4. If I were writing an article, it would be a think piece about a mid level show idea that hit big at the right time and was magic then struggling with its own limitations in the harsh face of stardom.
  5. Served on a loaf of garlic bread.
  6. Today, Ponyboy can stay golden and be admitted to Harvard.
  7. "Journal? Is you taking notes on fucking extra marital affairs?"
  8. And, isn’t the trumped up bullshit James “firing for cause” excuse the reason they still owe him part of his contract?
  9. They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two. If you’re famous they just let you grab the puffy taco.
  10. I'm not that well versed in many things. Does that mean 18% think Trump is shitting his pants or 18% of those polled wear the same undergarments as Trump? Do 61% think he won't change his depends if he shits his pants over the indictment?
  11. It'd be much more entertaining if it were this Bill...
  12. You can fry an egg out there on the city sidewalk You can fry your bacon and and and and I understand why lizards live in sunny Arizona Why people do and call it home I'll never understand
  13. I hope not. It's okay for things to end. A story was told and Ted can continue touching lives and we don't need to see it.
  14. If not yet submitted, I’d nominate a German Schnitzel sandwich. Pork, if it needs to be specified.
  15. Trump got you and the election ain't even his!
  16. Little known fact, Bland Taste Women Make Healthy Food Suck was Steve Wariner's original song, but the label didn't think it'd get radio play so it was retooled and re-titled.
  17. Or hit more MLB home runs than Mickey Mantle.
  18. Stop focusing on the defenses. aggy would have lost a few Big 12 games 48-45.
  19. Anonymous one night stand? Nope, never heard of such. Just impossible. Hollywood just making up crazy nonsense now.
  20. Trump: Rudy, is this true? You called her "daughter" during sex? Where'd you come up with that? Rudy:
  21. She needs to send a letter stating: "Failure to timely issue me a citation is considered an admission that you cannot prove I was driving that vehicle on that day, at that time, at that location as set forth in Chapter I've Slept Since Then, Article I've Drank to Excess Since Then, Too of the Niece's Piss Off You School Bus Folks Code."
  22. And everything dies, baby, that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back. - The Boss
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