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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Can we return to the Penelope Cruz talk for one second? A couple of years ago, I mentioned her in another thread that is dedicated to attractive women of a more mature age. Several posters on there tried to convince me that she was not attractive. I felt like I was taking crazy pills.
  2. There's a mechanic across the street from where I work that I have been going to for years. Honest guy, always helpful, good prices, can't complain. I brought my car in a few weeks ago for some brake work and saw him wearing a MAGA hat and shirt in the office. I told him I can't do business with him anymore and walked out. Who the hell wears MAGA stuff in a business you own? That is a special kind of stupid.
  3. Amazing show that should have ended years ago
  4. This. Seeing Dolly's name in this thread scared the shit out of me.
  5. Saw it this afternoon with Jr and the wife. I was ready to complain about it until the final song.* After that I'll say it was a good film. My expectations were too high going in and it didn't meet them, but that's my problem. *
  6. I'm gonna need more scenes with the woman Roddy was with at the club. Also, I'm going to need this show moved to HBO or Cinemax for those scenes.
  7. In baseball and in life, the box is always right.
  8. The challenges will be quick, like in tennis.
  9. That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system.
  10. Dak Prescott is going to die in that game. NBC really should show a warning before it starts.
  11. We've been doing that in Texas for awhile now, so what's the catch?
  12. That's fair. I just loved those two posts back-to-back.
  13. Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day. The next post says "Hold my beer"
  14. It's not my favorite song necessarily, but She's a Rainbow needs more love.
  15. God promises to take all of them? I think I'm cool with that.
  16. Is Red Zone the greatest invention in human history? I have to say yes.
  17. This is amazing.
  18. Honky Tonk Women She had to heave me right across her shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind
  19. Surely there will be some upsets tomorrow. Way too many of you assholes still alive in this.
  20. Had a great time at the show last night. "Why don't you fucking sing about it?"
  21. HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Alright, alright, alright
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