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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Thank you! @Incredulity and @Anastasis should be treated the same way.
  2. Sir, this is surly, where every thread stays on topic. By the way, anyone have thoughts on BBQ sauce?
  3. The Pacers are witches.
  4. Oh shit! I didn't realize my kid has an account on here. I should clean up my fucking language before I post.
  5. I hope that in his opening press conference he says, "Jet fuel can't melt steel and it can't melt Steelers. We are tough and we are in it to win it."
  6. So George Costanza's actions were the blueprint for the beginning of the rebellion?
  7. This is why God has given us cell phones with internet access. Your kid won't know if you're not paying attention to graduation.
  8. This is my point. He has done as well as could have been expected. But we all knew what his ceiling was the day he was hired, so I don't understand the firing. If I want to get a dog to help with duck hunting and then I go and adopt a shih tzu, I can't be upset when his furry ass doesn't bring me a dead duck.
  9. How do you know my wife's pet name for my penis?
  10. Except that when Tatum got hurt, game 4 was basically over and the injury had nothing to do with the Knicks being up 3-1. I'm not a fan of Thibs as a coach, but I hate this firing. He is the same coach today as when he started with NYK. So what were you expecting? You had your best season this century. Sure, he's not going to ever win you a championship, but I would have said that the day he was hired.
  11. The Mississippi Delta Was shining like a national guitar
  12. Ha ha. I'm in the exact same position. When I go driving with my son, I've been very strict about no distractions. No phones for him or me, no radio at all. But he has been doing pretty good with his driving. I'm at the point where I don't mentally update my will every time he pulls out of the driveway. So yesterday, I turned on Craig Way calling the baseball regional while we drove.
  13. From The Onion: FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
  14. Holy shit* *And I say that as someone who was rooting for the underdog
  15. Thank you! It's like saying the Springfield Power Plant that Homer works in is just like the one in my home town. That's the fucking point!
  16. Give me any of the top 3 and I'll be a happy boy. But I don't want anything to do with the bottom 4. Those four have shown they would be willing to cozy up to MAGAts and that shit is just not going to fly. I mean, obviously I would vote for them over Vance or Trump, but I wouldn't be happy about it.
  17. The Raid: Redemption is a perfect, wife-is-gone-for-the-weekend movie.
  18. That's actually a pretty good idea. There's plenty of room for housing in the A&M Hall of Champions.
  19. Your wife is out of town and you're thinking about watching Steel Magnolias? Huh. Is that going to be before or after your spa day? Make sure to get a nice bottle of rose and some bon-bons to eat while you watch. Go with Bottle Rocket or Inherent Vice. Much better choices.
  20. A truly amazing backhanded compliment. Are you my mother-in-law?
  21. Are we talking about an asteroid falling from space? In this case, would the victim be pointing their ass towards the sky or does the asteroid bounce of the ground and then into the victim's anus? Either way,
  22. Congrats, AnimalTobacco. You were able to find someone complaining online.
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