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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. You need to end your post with "No cr". Then it's OK.
  2. I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage! A crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train." A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's! The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
  3. If you add this ... then yes.
  4. For the same reason that I am going to eat food today even though I will also eat some next week.
  5. They could call it the Orange Bowl. Oh wait, we already have one of those.
  6. 1) Curb Your Enthusiasm 2) The Wire 3) Deadwood Honorable Mention to The Sopranos, Veep, The Leftovers, and Larry Sanders But those are the top 3 (in order) and no one can argue*. *I am willing to switch Deadwood and Sopranos, but only if you cocksuckers tell me why Columbus deserves a holiday.
  7. Y'all watch episode 2 ASAP. I think it was better than ep 1. Really gets into the ramifications of this new world. And ...
  8. He's not looking for ArmyBrat.
  9. A true hero
  10. It reminds me of that Trump supporter who said in 2016 that if Hillary won there would be a taco truck on every corner in America. Um, wouldn't that be a reason to vote for Hillary?
  11. Hilarious conversation with the ref about what constitutes an inappropriate TD celebration. Straight out of the Key and Peele sketch. https://bsky.app/profile/brianmfloyd.bsky.social/post/3m4v6fee6ec2f
  12. It's on ABC, so you can just an antenna.
  13. Nope, nope, nope. We are not starting that shit here. I work in a high school and I have a middle-schooler at home. Surly is supposed to be my break from this!
  14. I totally understand the reasons for rules like this. But there is just one small problem: THERE ARE NO SNAP BENEFICIARIES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE NO ONE IS RECEIVING SNAP BENEFITS! The cruelty is the point.
  15. My son was 9 when the Astros won in 2017. He's going to tell his grandkids he remembers every out of Game 7, but he fell asleep in the 6th inning.
  16. Sorry, I have to neg you on principle. I'll make it up with another post. I hope you understand.
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