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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Elder abuse
  2. Trump lawyers argue president being forced to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’ I guess he's afraid one of the interpreters will start doing this
  3. What's the channel that plays on gas pumps? That could work.
  4. For any of you that think saying "queer" is no big deal, can y'all please start using that term around your office and then report back on what happens?
  5. What about cuntius maximus?
  6. Oh, wait until you see the actuaries fight. Then you'll see some shit.
  7. Are wrinkled suit pants the new fashion trend in MAGAland? I guess they all want to be like their Orange God.
  8. It's already been renewed for a second season, so we'll at least get that.
  9. Fever Pitch was an amazing book by Nick Hornby about sports and what it means to be a fan. In his case, it was about his love of Arsenal. The movie with Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon was most definitely not that.
  10. My first ten subscribers get a free video of me fixing the hot water heater. It's my steamiest content yet.
  11. The Colts still have to play the Seahawks and Texans. Those defenses might kill him.
  12. So the plan is to workout at the airport in your business clothes, get nice and sweaty, and then get crammed onto a plane for the next two hours?
  13. Your therapist calls you cumstainedjorts? That sounds like something you should see a therapist about. But in the meantime, Hook 'em and congrats!
  14. In! I'll see if my son wants to do it as well and I'll pay tonight.
  15. Should I watch The Shield? I've got some free time coming up with the holidays, so I can binge something. I think I've watched all the major prestige shows that I want to.
  16. Y'all give Marge a break. She went to Georgia public schools where they outlawed arabic numbers. Jesus had 12 disciples, so why do you have to count higher than that?
  17. It could be they're trying to harness the resources and brain power of humans to take over the next planet. If you've got 8 billion people all working together seamlessly on whatever problem you have, you can come up with some solutions pretty quick. Every empire in history has tried to use the resources they just took over to expand more, but now you don't need to worry about pesky rebellions.
  18. Be careful what you wish for
  19. Is that a series about rear-end collisions?
  20. It's like, how much more orange could he be? And the answer is none. None more orange.
  21. A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Helobious' art is terrible takes. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
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