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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Just throw a beer at it and it'll run away and hide.
  2. Be careful. The cops are reading this.
  3. I have a favor to ask. Can someone please remind me in four hours to consult a doctor?
  4. Agreed. Next thing he'll say is that dentists need their own schools. Also, y'all need to lay off RFK Jr. He knows that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
  5. Looks like Steph Curry is skewing the alumni future earnings.
  6. I like where this is going. Can we just make this thread The Official Aubrey Plaza Thread until Tuesday?
  7. And the lines at that site were insane. I think I read it was one of the busiest sites in Travis County. Always a long line outside when I drove by last week.
  8. I'm ready for the old lady to die.
  9. Everyone around here knew that already.
  10. Vikings fans need to throw bottles on the field after that call. That was some bullshit.
  11. Why has no one investigated the fact that in the largest city in Texas the "I voted" stickers have "Harris" on them?!? ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!
  12. Unless you're taking your talents to South Beach, "The Decision" should not be capitalized.
  13. "I lovingly converted it to a temple to self worship. Or as some might call it ... a jack shack." Had to pause it after that one because I was laughing so hard.
  14. 1, x Voted against all the fascist fucks this afternoon. Five minutes in and out at Arbor Walk.
  15. I'm gonna need to see some proof for this assertion, because so far you're 0 for 1. And let's not forget poor Queen Elizabeth II, whose only crime was being in the same country as you after an Enchiladas y Mas meal.
  16. The words "respected" and "moral" are doing a lot of work there.
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