Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou
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do you ever yearn?
Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist. They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I know we all complain about all the commercial breaks in football games, but are they longer this year than in the past? I've only watched a few games so far, but damn the breaks are taking forever.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
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Things going on in Cuba...
You left off gambling. Casinos are integral to the plan.
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Blastfurnace 2024
So you're saying we can go ahead and lock this thread? Hot weather won't bother us until June 2025!
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Out on the road today, I saw a Biden/Harris sticker on a Cadillac.
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Kansas City
My stance on KC has changed. I've been going back for work every June (except the Covid years) and the city has grown on me. The Crossroads District is a nice area of town with some good restaurants and bars. Oh, and weed is legal. But the BBQ is still bad and the locals swear that they have some great taco joints. I wouldn't know because I'm not eating tacos in fucking Missouri.
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Texas -- a failed state
So your behavior and academic aptitude when you're 14 should determine the rest of your life? Fuck that.
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Naming a foundation to support scholarships
How about naming it after the first recipient? The HornOnTheBayou Junior Scholarship for Academic Achievement sounds great. And thanks again for the million bucks! We really appreciate it!
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A day in the life of Little Scholz
Half of that statement is true.
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Austin FC
Great steal and goal by Bukari!
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Definitely not #5. I'm not sitting on any cushioned seat near Vance.
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2024 Surly NFL Eliminator Pool
In and paid. Ready to go out in week 2 on a tie!
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
- So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
So Colt will be wearing a MAGA hat on his first NBC broadcast?- Blastfurnace 2024
I made the mistake of walking outside. It's hotter than Satan's ballsack out there.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Integers lead to talk about sex. I don't want my kid coming home and asking me what number comes between 68 and 70. And what happens when he learns what 58008 spells upside down on a calculator? It's a slippery slope from numbers to sexual perversions. Math is the devil's work.- Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?
I would be OK with Trump being the first to fly in one of Boeing's new models.- The destruction of America's public education system
Well the root problem is mental health, so I'm sure we will be completely funding mental health programs any minute now.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Is this for real?- [Special Moderation] Why I'm excited to vote Republican this cycle.
Bump. I just didn't want this thread to fall off the third page.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
We had to say goodbye to our yellow lab two weeks ago. This page is making me feel, well, a lot of things. But #1 is we need a dog lover in the White House instead someone who makes "dog" an insult. I mean, I have a long list of why Trump shouldn't be president, but that might be in the top ten of my reasons.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
If South Austin's mom was the first woman, there would be 20 billion people on this earth, not 8.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
What do you think led me to use her name?- How Fox News works
A president eating junk food?!? I can't even imagine. - So, apparently Greg Swindell is a dumbshit
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