Everything posted by Voluminous Banality
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
That scheme with Kindle going around the tackle for a sack is SICK. Definitely hope to see more of that.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Caruso fouls repeatedly with the body then slaps across the arms with wild reach-ins on every shot attempt. He clearly fouled Wemby at least twice on the fadeaway. It's wild how he gets so much respect from the refs and announcers. He's just a bald, flailing foul-machine.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Massey 55 Sagarin 69 FPI 70 SP+ 57
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
You're not wrong to root for Baxter, of course. He's a Longhorn. The problem with keeping him on the roster is the same problem the Cowboys had for years with Ezekiel Elliott. He's a progress-stopper at this point. As long as he's on the team, he will inevitably get some carries that could have gone to someone better and those carries will most likely result in wasted plays/drives.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Sure we can. Tech plays a shitty schedule in a shit conference. Texas doesn't have an obligation to remedy that. Tech played Arkansas-Pine Bluff, Kent State, and Oregon State this year out of conference and here you are whining that it's only because Texas, Alabama, and Georgia wouldn't play you. Boo hoo. There are about 250 teams somewhere in-between Georgia and Arkansas Pine-Bluff. If Tech is serious about addressing their shit schedule, instead of blaming big bad Texas, pick up the phone, start making calls, and schedule the best teams that you can OOC. But that's not what your administration did. They chose to schedule 3 flea-ridden shit bags OOC to go with your shitty in-conference schedule and you think that entitles you to come on here spouting about both ways. Get a grip and do a little self-reflection.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Woof, that's certainly a take. This Texas team, as of right now, isn't as good as the past two years, but in no way am I ready to concede that it would have no shot against Texas Tech or Oregon. Fans also like watching their teams play in the big show. We don't have to be the favorite to win it for me to want to see Texas get a shot.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Yeah, that's the point. The committee made a big deal all preseason about how they are going to reward SOS and not punish losses in marquee OOC matchups. That was obviously a load of hooey. Schedule only pushovers in OOC to inflate your record because that's all that matters--that's the message the committee is now sending.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Michigan has ZERO wins over a ranked team this year. Texas has 2. Michigan was handled easily by OU, whom we beat. Michigan lost to OU and was blown out by USC. Texas has lost @OSU, @GA and @UF. Don’t give me the close games argument. Michigan survived by 3 points again Nebraska, 5 points against Purdue, and 2 points against Northwestern. Why again should Michigan be ranked ahead of Texas? There is ZERO rational justification for doing so.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We know, but Freeman has been mentioned several dozen times on this thread including about two seconds after I posted that:
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Surly: Notre Dame's schedule is a joke. Beat 2 G5 teams and the sisters of the poor, lost to the only decent teams they've played, and still a shoe-in for the playoff. Also Surly: We need to go get Freeman.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Roberson makes Juwan Mitchell look like an All-American.
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2026 C Coleman Elkins
Nice to see Flood changing things up. Elkins has good feet for the position and longer arms will be a plus when he is called on to pull block the D-gap.
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It’s fucking game day bitches let’s go!
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Sark had better keep an eye on Livingstone.
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
How much less could you care?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You might need to watch the games more closely. Wingo was running open plenty of times last year and at times already in this young season because he is FAST, not because of busted coverage. There is never a time that he isn't one of the fastest players on the field. Route running might be a problem. Getting accurate, catchable passes his way has definitely been a problem. A lack of game speed is not.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I realize that this is one of the village idiots, but what a terrible take. At some point last year a few posters were melting down because Wingo broke wide open too often and was not catching enough contested passes. Now he doesn't play fast enough. Give me a break. Wingo looks fast and plays fast on the field. He runs soft routes and has had some drops and balls that missed him, but a lack of speed is absolutely not the problem.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Same thing I was thinking. Way too much pickle.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
1-2 snaps a game from Shaw would be disappointing, quite honestly.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It is wild reading those mouth-breathers' boards. Every position is a position of strength and possibly the best ever. Every inexperienced incoming player is better than the outgoing All American who was taken in the top half of the NFL draft. Manning is a first year QB and will look like one, spending the whole afternoon on his back and rattled by the Legend, Matt Patricia's, exotic schemes. The Ohio State laundering staff won't even have to wash Sayin's jersey come Saturday night. He'll just hand it off all day to their elite RBs who will gouge Texas' Downy-soft defensive line. Already better than Manning, the veteran Buckeye signal-caller is sure to complete most of his passes, but might skillfully throw one or two away like a veteran Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Their backs will run for 15 yards on 2nd and 10 anyway. Dumb motherfuckers.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Same thing mine said after I gained 25 pounds. 😔