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- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
- 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
How much less could you care?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You might need to watch the games more closely. Wingo was running open plenty of times last year and at times already in this young season because he is FAST, not because of busted coverage. There is never a time that he isn't one of the fastest players on the field. Route running might be a problem. Getting accurate, catchable passes his way has definitely been a problem. A lack of game speed is not.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I realize that this is one of the village idiots, but what a terrible take. At some point last year a few posters were melting down because Wingo broke wide open too often and was not catching enough contested passes. Now he doesn't play fast enough. Give me a break. Wingo looks fast and plays fast on the field. He runs soft routes and has had some drops and balls that missed him, but a lack of speed is absolutely not the problem.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Same thing I was thinking. Way too much pickle.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
1-2 snaps a game from Shaw would be disappointing, quite honestly.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It is wild reading those mouth-breathers' boards. Every position is a position of strength and possibly the best ever. Every inexperienced incoming player is better than the outgoing All American who was taken in the top half of the NFL draft. Manning is a first year QB and will look like one, spending the whole afternoon on his back and rattled by the Legend, Matt Patricia's, exotic schemes. The Ohio State laundering staff won't even have to wash Sayin's jersey come Saturday night. He'll just hand it off all day to their elite RBs who will gouge Texas' Downy-soft defensive line. Already better than Manning, the veteran Buckeye signal-caller is sure to complete most of his passes, but might skillfully throw one or two away like a veteran Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Their backs will run for 15 yards on 2nd and 10 anyway. Dumb motherfuckers.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Same thing mine said after I gained 25 pounds. 😔
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- 2025 College World Series
- Austin Regional Thread
- Austin Regional Thread
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
When they get Sydir Mitchell and Johntay Cook next year, they are going to be really loaded.- 2025 C Lewis Obiorah
High center of gravity and needs to put on some good weight during the offseason, but this kid looks like he can slide into Jake Major's slot with similar strength at the point of attack.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
For Pete's sake, this board is overrun with illiterate lunkheads. Just comprehending the meaning of the word 'if' is like scaling the Alpe d'Huez for some of you mouth-breathers. I'll spell it out for you. We jettisoned a raft of complete non-contributors. Even IF the incoming transfers don't pan out, we still improved through the portal by moving on from Auburn and Kern. No one is positing that this is the optimal outcome.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
For sure, and they won't all bust. But if they did, we'd still be ahead due to the upgrade at kicker and punter.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Even if every incoming position player were to bust, this is still a win based on the upgrade on special teams.- Texas A&M @ Texas Series Thread
- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
A #2 WR to go with Parker Livingstone?- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I don't think these revisionists exist, certainly not I. It's just heightened sensitivity to the topic and lack of nuanced reading comprehension. My only intended comparison between Taaffe and a hypothetical Jaggerson breakout season is that most of this board wrote them both off way too early. No other aspect of comparison intended. I think we all need this to happen. You're not the only one who's here for the entertainment. Your contributions are appreciated, whether they are of the insider info variety or the outlandish, deliberately overstated kind.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
How would it not be like Taaffe, who most of this board assumed would never amount to anything and then became an All American, you mouth-breathing dimwit? Just because you don't understand a simple point of comparison doesn't mean that anyone here wants to listen to more of your inane and imbecilic drivel than we've already had the misfortune of being exposed to. Edit: If you're going to insult someone and call them stupid, at least spell and punctuate correctly. Taaffe was spelled correctly in the very post you quoted. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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