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Voluminous Banality

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  1. I think Warren got his postgame cliches mixed up (much like he was confused between the white and blue jerseys during the game). "It came down to a few plays in the fourth quarter" and "we let 'em off the hook" are usually reserved for nail-biters that go down to the wire, not blowouts that were 24-3 at halftime and easily could have been more like 41-6.
  2. Updated chart for the second half:
  3. When Ketch predicts 35-7 Michigan:
  4. He was replying to TexMexBuddha. It's still a dumb post considering that he was given a pretty warm welcome. Nonetheless, I think you may be overestimating the poster.
  5. Dude, you were allowed by the site owner to post your advertising here without charge. Most businesses and freelancers pay for that privilege. You also received a lot of positive remarks on your work, which is cool. But you'll get farther here if you drop the attitude and accept the constructive feedback together with the compliments. Thin skin will get you nowhere on a sports-related message board, especially this one. TexMexBuddha is right; if you'll be doing more work for Longhorn athletes or Longhorn NIL initiatives, you'll want to get the orange right. That isn't a slam; it's just a fact and a detail that an artist such as yourself will want to take note of since detailing is kind of what you do.
  6. Weigman somehow managed to fire off more clichés in this short clip than he had incomplete passes against Domer. Point blank period I count 21 in 42 seconds.
  7. Sitting. National championship winner.
  8. The predictable narrative synergy coming out of this game for aggy is delicious. Weigman had an all-time horrific performance because he didn't realize how great the offensive line was playing, but that's not on him. And the O-line will likely be even better going forward, if that's possible, after their starting center went down to injury.
  9. This will be delivered to Elko's office this week:
  10. The Elk's defense doesn't play for sacks. It stays disciplined to contain long runs.
  11. You're doing this wrong. Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Ole Miss, Tennessee, and Texas A&M outscored their opponents 307-32.
  12. "We don't win when we are in Texas' shadow. We've tried that for a hundred years."
  13. Maybe they can coax Haynes King into the portal.
  14. Highlights for aggy: Notre Dame is really, really good. Aggy defense was tremendous. Offense averaged nearly 4 yards per play. 100% efficiency in the red zone (2-for-2 with 2 FGs).
  15. He looks more comfortable in his skin than he did at aggy.
  16. Only 3 things can happen when DJ Uiageileoeolaiai holds the ball...
  17. Surly before the game: The line is way too high. Taking GT and the points all the way. After one FSU drive: This game is over. Tech fans, hide your women and children. After one Georgia Tech drive: I fucking told you!!!
  18. Does Velton Gardner play with a chip on his shoulder? Does he get the defense riled up during practice? Can we pencil him in as our short yardage and goal line back, having scored a grand total of one touchdown in his career? Is he the vibe? Until we can answer all of these in the affirmative AND he becomes a burgeoning fat ass with anger issues, let's hold off on anointing him as the next Savion Red. Make the man earn his stripes.
  19. This isn't that hard to figure out. Is it dumb? Yes, it's dumb. It was probably easier to ask parents to approve all subject material rather than wrangle in the legislature over what specific subjects need parental approval. Or possibly this is some asshole administrator's clever way of protesting or of screwing with everyone with the implementation, in which case, props to that guy.
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