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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. Dude would die of a coronary 2 blocks into that walk.
  2. Alamo Drafthouse used to do a screening where you would float on a tube in Lake Travis and watch Jaws. Fucking terrifying.
  3. Haha, that's where it started. I couldn't laugh because he'd get mad but it was hilarious
  4. Similar story but different angle. My dad is a very conservative christian bible beater (think Footloose level crazy). He took us to from From Dusk Til Dawn (Rodriguez and Tarantino) thinking it was a simple vampire flick. He didn't pay attention to the rating for some reason. The opening scene is shot in a strip club where all the strippers turn into vampires. I'm still to this day shocked he didn't drag me and my brother out of the theater right there. I don't know what was more entertaining, the boobs or seeing my dad be as uncomfortable as he was. I'll never forget the look on his face.
  5. The Rhobeck stuff cracks me up. "How dare they do a deal with the sips, we must boycott. Uhhh, we suck and are slow with granting licenses."
  6. We're all just trying to make sure our kids can bring home some cheddar
  7. It all depends on your degree program and how much assistance you're getting from the variety of schools. If you're getting a elementary education degree? Go to the cheapest place possible. Going to a CS program, find the best program you can get into as it will pay for itself over time as long as AI doesn't take all of our jobs.
  8. Gouda you to do that for us
  9. At least clean the damn thing first. Looks like @NowThis was there.
  10. They took pity on him because he's still rocking the COVID manbun
  11. That's true for all the non revenue sports. Swim and Dive, T&,F, Tennis, etc.
  12. Sounds like a nice addition to the Surly tailgate.
  13. Ketch would never be caught flat footed at the Golden Corral. He's also extra salty
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