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RPM

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  1. Ed: All I ever wanted was to measure up to my father. Bud: Here's your chance. He died in the line of duty, didn't he?
  2. Definitely shade up guy. I like to survey my dominion.
  3. Worst I ever seen was the toilet at Jeterville, Tx which was at one time a very busy liquor stop on the Tarrant/Wise county line. After 287 expansion and traffic reroute it became a ghost of it's former glory. Was driving to Ft Worth one day and the devil was churning in my guts. Walked in the bathroom and did a Grandpa Simpson about face, it was a hard nope. Toilet was 3 shades of whatever bioform was growing there. Managed to make it to Saginaw.
  4. Shotgun Ed!
  5. She's either going to be long term SNL cast or jump to the next level if they find the right movie.
  6. She had the talent. Needed better management.
  7. You had me at stop putting her in sketches.
  8. RPM

    West Wing

    That I could watch on a loop. Love me some Ainsley Hayes.
  9. It's Christmas Eve in the City of Angels and while decent citizens sleep the sleep of the righteous, hopheads prowl for marijuana, not knowing that a man is coming to stop them! Celebrity crimestopper Jack Vincennes, scourge of grasshoppers and dopefiends everywhere!
  10. Met him once at Farm Aid II. Nice guy.
  11. Lana Turner. Rita was the one with a nose job. Whatever you desire.
  12. RPM

    West Wing

    I can't watch WW now. I get too depressed. Deep, dark, depression.
  13. Nick sounds like a meathead.
  14. Ravens just rubbing it in Cinci's face now.
  15. What if you had a set of nunchucks?
  16. RPM

    Landman

    Henry Francis moved to Ft Worth?
  17. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/ckgk391yzm7t New South Wales Police say that 12 people were killed in a shooting at Bondi Beach targeting the Jewish community A further 29 people have been taken to hospital, including a child An event was being held at the beach to mark the start of Hanukkah had more than 1,000 in attendance, police say A "night of peace and joy" was "shattered" by a "horrifying, evil attack", NSW Premier Chris Minns says One gunman has also been killed and a second suspect is in critical condition, police say An eyewitness that spoke to the BBC described running with his children from the event that was being held on the beach when the shooting began https://www.bbc.com/news/live/ckgk391yzm7t?post=asset%3A7293316a-7d9b-4556-b0c5-3be2536c18b8#post
  18. no fumble
  19. or just old af
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