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RPM

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Unlocked the gun safe and staged the food buckets. And you fuckers laughed...
  2. Pretty clear here in Wise County. Not in the Path of Totality, but we're supposed to be 99%. Does this make me Surly 1%? Can I speak to a manager?
  3. Cops always destroy incriminating evidence. Fair and balanced.
  4. Motherfucker! Warn a guy to put on his eclipse glasses first. It's common courtesy.
  5. What's that thing where the moon blocks the sun?
  6. RPM

    Chinatown

    Chinatown is one of those very rare "perfect" films. Cast, crew, cinematography, script. Everything clicked.
  7. Bowen Yang has become my new least liked. He's edged out Keenan at playing the same character in every role.
  8. I stopped reading when they were bitching about bow and stern instead of front and ass.
  9. Russell and Piastri almost f'd up.
  10. RPM

    Ocean's 11

    Thought it was cruel to make Sammy drive the trash truck.
  11. Our base was at Pier 36. Every payday we would pile in the MPU (Mobile Party Unit), cash our check at Sear's and head straight down Alaskan Way to Ivar's Fish Bar for Payday pigout. The sidewalk fish bar sold the same food you got inside, but a whole lot cheaper. My favorite was a double order of fried oysters, fried clams and a cup of nectar.
  12. You'll stop listening to it when they stop paying to air it.
  13. You have to really try to find bad seafood in Seattle. I do miss me some Ivar's.
  14. No NFL team is moving to the Cotton Bowl. They couldn't even keep the Cotton Bowl at the Cotton Bowl.
  15. No, but there's something a little off with the face.
  16. Not quite, but he's sitting in almost every scene. Just finished watching. The film is slow paced, but does not drag. Very film noir. Keaton is his usual greatness.
  17. Funny story/ Back in the mid 80's I was owner/operator of a '74 Freightliner and a 35' end dump (think rock truck except I hauled EVERYTHING.) I pulled into a space at the Detroit 76 Truckstop, walked in and had a fantastic lunch. Took a legitimate country crap to christen the Michigan wastewater system and walked out to find some JB Huntish motherfucker has blocked me in with his trailer because he didn't gaf about the lines. Pissed, I was. I get his truck number and waltz back in the truckstop to the fuel desk and ask them to get this asshole to move. Girl behind the counter says "I got this." JB Huntish truck #OU812, your COMCHECK is ready at the fuel desk. Back in the day COMCHECK was the preferred money transfer system. The guy came running like a dog to snausage. I bitch talked his truck driving school graduate ass every step of the way and it was a long fucking walk.
  18. Didn't we meet at Lee Harvey's in 2015?
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