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Jerry Callo

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  1. This has turned into a high school PE locker room. I don't believe any of you. Back to funny pictures.
  2. She's either going to try too hard and make mistakes or pitch her best game.
  3. Coach ain't going to lose this game with the ace on the bench.
  4. Are you sure you're not thinking of Green Anoles? Sometimes they are green and sometimes they are brown.
  5. Closest really good barbecue is at Butter's in Sinton.
  6. Might be the best summary: Atwood wanted to play ball, wanted to make a play, made a difference in the game at a time we were trying to take her out of the game. ~ Gerry Glasco
  7. No matter how cool your car is, you can't look cool with a GoPro strapped to your head.
  8. There is a good chance is a coachwhip. A Western ratsnake would have a discernible pattern on the shed, which i can't make make out.
  9. I think that would have been the call absent the ump interference.
  10. I don't either, but I also don't see the tail. I don't see markings on the skin that reassemble the markings of the venomous snakes. Looks like a Western ratsnake to me, but that's just a guess. Post it on Central Texas Snake ID Facebook page and you'll get a definitive answer.
  11. Can you get a picture of the underside? Specifically the anal plate? Dual rows of scales beyond the anal plate would denote non venomous.
  12. Well this is going to be stressful. Hook'em!
  13. Gold spoon is redfish crack. Bone or red/white super spook, red/white or chartreuse/white paddle tail on a jighead for trout and redfish.
  14. Agreed. Wil Wheaton was the weakest actor of the bunch.
  15. Buford T. Justice's voice coming over the CB radio: “Breaker, breaker for the Bandit. I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my future daughter-in-law go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you. I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sumbitch!”
  16. Mine are Texas truck plates. This is the guy I get my plates from. Doesn't look like he has any '69 car plates right now. There is another set of the '68 Hemifair plates for @Anastasis, though.
  17. Clearly means National Weather Service. Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground.
  18. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . .
  19. I think Bryan Cranston could play Buford T. Justice.
  20. When I checking out possible law schools I visited Baylor. Walking across campus there were bible verses written in chalk all over the sidewalks. I don't know if that is all the time or if it was just a one-off, but it definitely was not for me.
  21. She's actually much better looking when she smiles and doesn't have that horrible Dedra hair. I think she was only allowed to smirk once in the entire series - the rest of the time she had on the gold standard resting bitch face.
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