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DaggerHorns

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  1. Fuck Kurt Bowels 8==✊===D💦💦 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
  2. Our CF was running past Kash after he got him out. And he was like, “take a seat you little geek.” Kash was like, “I’ll fuck you like a sheep,” and started jawing. Ump heard the whole exchange. Penalty for the threat of beastiality. 1 game suspension and ejection.
  3. Your commitment to celibacy is astounding.
  4. Model, mileage, $20k, blah, blah, blah. No one is getting any pussy in a slate…
  5. You’re comparing it to an F150. Good stuff.
  6. How do these knobs play so well against us?
  7. •pm Derka
  8. TLDR; I was gonna do it but I couldn’t do it.
  9. Jesus, what happened to just hammering a bunch of alcohol and taking a snooze? Nowadays everyone needs drugs and earphones. Control yourselves….crimony!
  10. Just like their momma and grandma. Fast women…
  11. There’s no ‘$’ in ‘TEAM’
  12. Can we stop posting beloved Longhorn stuff in this thread of shame? This one is specifically for dude cheerleaders, goat fucking, and extremely low IQ decision making.
  13. He doesn’t get it, he went to a school in Oklahoma.
  14. Yeah, to me it looks obvious. You’re purposely sitting under the opposing team’s tent with a knife. I don’t think he was there to help serve orange slices before/after the relay.
  15. SEC getaway day rules say that no new inning can begin after 4:30 p.m. local time Sunday on the final game of a series. The rule ensures teams can travel without major delays and allows athletes with Monday classes ample time to return to campus. One might say……….they ran out of time.
  16. This thread is a prime example of the mental health crisis in our country.
  17. All of this discussion and thread is cool and all but….Quin Snyder is coming. I think he’ll be good. Also….Beard wasn’t a surprise. He was expected.
  18. Scatlord, Kevin Morgan….is that you?
  19. Like peeling apart a Nutella sandwich…
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