Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by pearlandhorn
- 2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Bond is on the field running full speed, cutting, looks great. Not sure if we’ve seen anything on his probability for game time.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Definitely more orange than red here. No, it doesn’t feel like a college game to me but I imagine it’ll get pretty loud.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Just saw FCB walking into the media entrance. Maybe. But FCB.
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
Easy drive from Tyler. First snow I saw on the roadway was when I hit 360 and turned north off I20.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
My son was 4 months old and asleep on the couch with my wife. I’ve never celebrated so silently in my life.
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
I’ve got an 8 year old copilot 😂
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
Glad I’ll be driving in tomorrow afternoon from Tyler. I’ll probably just stay on I20 until I hit 360 then head north until I30. I imagine that’ll be around 2:30 PM so everything should be pretty thawed out by then and just dealing with water on the roads, no?
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
I’m planning on leaving Tyler at noon on Friday.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
🦑 🥩 🐙🍩🏈
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Got an interesting email yesterday at 3:30 PM from a vendor. I just started a new job in November in Tyler and turns out our logistics provider has a suite at Jerry World. Head of the company reached out after looking me up on LinkedIn and saw I was an alumni and asked if I wanted to go to the game. Hell yeah. Taking the kiddo with me too.
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Running / Triathlon Thread
Question for the triathlon folks in here. When you’re riding for training, do you wear tri shorts or bike shorts?
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Quinn says everybody in here bitching should change their tampons and take some vagisil.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Can it be targeting if the ball was tipped?
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Running / Triathlon Thread
I was close to choosing Chattanooga in May. Easier to convince the wife to take the RV to Florida and the beach in that time of the year 😂 Good luck man! I’ve been substituting my bike time for the gym and have gained a good 9 pounds since Waco. I’m still averaging about 30 miles a week running 3 or 4 days per week.
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Running / Triathlon Thread
I’ve never heard of this. Someone I know (not me) has had ischemic colitis after her 3 marathons every time (shitting blood). But never pissing blood. Good on you for getting it checked out.
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Where do I begin? My wife, son and I have made the move up to Tyler. I got a junior C level job at a company up here starting the week before thanksgiving and have been up here since. My wife and son have been in Houston until this last weekend, finishing up the school semester, packing the house, and cleaning/getting it ready to be listed. Thankfully, my wife knocked it out of the park and the house is ready to be listed. I’ve been living with my parents for the last 6 weeks. It will be nice though as my dad was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. Unfortunately, he’s not taking it too well and neither is my mom. She’s a basket case. Thanksgiving went off without a hiccup. My wife and son came in for thanksgiving. My wife’s sisters stayed at their homes. Christmas is a whole different story. Christmas Eve, we did the whole shindig at my folks house. It went just fine. Since most of our shit is in a storage building in south Tyler, it was a gift card Christmas. My wife’s sisters showed up the 23rd. The one with the abusive ex husband has moved to Charlotte and is now shacking up with a 60 year old guy. He came with her. He’s not a bad dude at all. Just a little…off. He does nothing but computer games, board games, and goes on cruises. He’s pretty mellow and good for her though…stable. The other sister…lol. She showed up with her two pit bull mixed dogs. Mind you, we have our dog and two cats at my in laws house because my wife and son have moved into my in laws house (10 minutes from my folks). This sister has absolutely no discipline instilled in her dogs. The shit dogs jump on everyone, growl at everything, pick on our border collie. She’s loud, obnoxious, and just a cold hearted entitled bitch. It got so bad that my mother in law told her she had to leave tonight and she’s not welcome back next year. Her boytoy (sugar daddy) came over and opened gifts, ate, and left to go visit his mom in Dallas. Their two shit dogs and the fucking sister aren’t even welcome at his mom’s house. Gifts were pretty tame this year. One thing I found absolutely hilarious is that my in laws are wanting to “even things out” amongst the daughters (3, I’m married to the youngest). They told the middle daughter that the money they’ve given her is forgiven, and they gave my wife and I each $18k (tax free gift for 2024). Cool. Yeah, the other deadbeat didn’t get shit. She still owes them close to $50k. My MIL also told me that we will be getting another check in Jan 2025 so it really will be even then. My in laws didn’t give us a bunch of shit though as all of our house is in a storage facility. The deadbeat gave us THC shit (she’s a franchise owner of some bullshit CBD store in ATL) even though she knows I’m drug tested for my job and we have an 8 year old…oh, she’s been doing this for 6 years and hasn’t made a fucking red cent. My FIL and her sugardaddy are feeding her money (FIL not so much anymore). Anywho, after an argument in which my MIL called my SIL an entitled cold hearted bitch, I sat my ass down and spilled my guts. Merry fuckin Christmas and Ho fucking Ho you assholes!
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
R&D, specifically with pharma, is a bit more complicated than that. From an accounting standpoint.
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Running / Triathlon Thread
Signing up for Florida 70.3 - May 10th of this year. Marathon training has taken a backseat because of moving and new job. Now that I’m settled and able to train, it’s back to the bike grind. I’ve spun about 3 or 4 times since Waco just to keep the feel of things. Swam once since beginning of October 😂 It’ll be nice to be back into a training block. We may sign up for Cowtown in February. We ran the Bryan/College Station half last weekend. Shitty rainy the whole race.
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Running / Triathlon Thread
You could subtly ask her if she wants a garmin HR monitor. Tracks HR a hell of a lot better than her watch.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Best 7 loss team in the NFL!