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  1. 1996 Texas vs. Nebraska - first Big 12 Championship. "McGarity! In a footrace!" Link and "No question what's about to happen... ...on a ROLL! ...Gonna THROW it!" Link
  2. MITCH MCCONNELL ATTACKED BY FEMALE ANTIFA LEADER IN THE CAPITOL!!! The revered senator, was also subsequently captured on video, becoming an attempted victim of kidnapping by two ethnic minorities. "This is shocking," says his doctor, "Just last week he had the best medical examination results of his life. That young man has the body of a 28-year old triathlete, the most fit Congressman we have had since that closeted gay one in the House decorated his office like a French bordello.."
  3. I feel like they left off another non-citizen halftime performer from 2010... but I can't remember Who.
  4. Here's the partisan bullshittery we got yesterday from Dept. of Commerce, sanctifying Dear Leader and blaming the Democrats THREE times:
  5. FBI releases new photo showing additional case etchings and the dramatic evidence of the three missing bullets used in the incident.
  6. *Sees many likely candidates.*
  7. Worst season ever?
  8. I didn't see this posted yet - come get your trophies, team! 3... 2... 1... next!
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