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Walden Ponderer

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  1. Same here. And they were always generous with the avocado. I do have to wonder what Thundercloud tastes like when you're sober, though.
  2. We're in a "party pod" with two other families who have children with the same gene mutation as our son. We all get tested before every get-together.
  3. I stand corrected. Let's call Charlie and Tom and see if either one wants their job back. (Or, we could do, like, literally anything else.)
  4. Well, syphilis can kill if not treated, whereas herpes doesn't kill, but is incurable. Which leads to the obvious conclusion that if you're going carousing in Lubbock, you'd better wrap that rascal. Either Herpes or syphilis would be preferable to having either Strong or Herman as coach, by the way.
  5. I can confirm that Listerine doesn't do squat regarding this virus. I use it religiously, and I just tested positive. Probably got it the very same day I got my booster, if my math is right. Can confirm it's better to be vaxxed, -- I had some sniffles last week, but no other symptoms at all. Anyway, double-secret probationary quarantine it is.
  6. "Which would you rather have, bubonic plague, or smallpox?" I mean, at least Simms vs. Applewhite was about who could win more, not who sucked the least.
  7. That's like a teenager being upset because his favorite movie starlet won't answer his fan mail. The light is just never gonna come on for these halfwits.
  8. Are you seriously gonna risk getting Kathy Bates all up in this thread?
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