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Hookah Horns

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  1. I'm about the furthest thing from a nutritionist, but he also said we need to eat more saturated fat and "end the war against" it despite its high calorie density and the mountains of clear evidence linking high saturated fat intake and CVD.
  2. Could we be heading towards a Dark Knight Rises-style battle royale between the cops and the lawless wannabe army?
  3. I'm a little surprised this kind of analysis was even done, because it was obvious to me that he wasn't hit and that her wheels were pointed away from him when he pulled the trigger. And she was moving at Power Wheels speed.
  4. All these fuckers gotta pay.
  5. Fuck that crushes my soul.
  6. I have no doubt that Putin and Xi regularly beat off to dotard tweets (or whatever the fuck). If he's somehow not their manchurian candidate, they can't believe their luck.
  7. Despite being retarded, he absolutely knows tariffs are paid by US importers. The fact that he specifies "tariffs paid by other countries" gives it away. If you really believed tariffs were paid by other countries, there would be no reason to say that.
  8. Wrong. It's not a lawful order without reasonable suspicion of a crime, which I am sure the murderer didn't have. Oh and it's being made by someone in a fucking mask.
  9. Have these assholes ever even attempted to justify these gestapo thugs wearing masks? It's outrageous this is still going on, especially when imposters have exploited this to victimize people.
  10. No, it just sounds like you know your America.
  11. And they're both obviously pussies pretending to be hard asses...poorly. Their respective acts are nonstop cringefests.
  12. Stephen Miller edges past him for me, but it's a very crowded field.
  13. I remember not liking that movie because it was so preposterous. Probably deserves a reappraisal now.
  14. Damn, he's actually trying to be Hitler.
  15. It's because the CIA has such a sterling regime-change record. Using the covert spy agency when we have half our navy blockading or otherwise threatening them is stupidly on-brand for Dotard.
  16. Absolutely flawless analogy.
  17. The Boomers are a virus.
  18. Fascism.
  19. I'm shocked that president Bing Bing doesn't have a clue how radar works.
  20. I don't think Dump will think she was terribly loyal in these interviews.
  21. Torbush.
  22. This is brain dead in so many different ways, it's almost impressive. "Ridiculous" is a tough one to spell, I'll allow you that.
  23. I'm still not convinced this is all real life.
  24. We're basically stalking and harassing Venezuela.
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