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  1. ARE YOU OR A LOVED ONE A VICTIM OF THE SURLY HORNS MESSAGE BOARD? HAVE YOU SCROLLED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PAGES OF BAD AI IMAGES AND POSTS ABOUT HOW GREAT QUINTREVION WISNER IS FOLLOWED BY HOW WE DON'T REALLY NEED HIM, UNABLE TO FIND ACTUAL NEWS? HAS THE BURDEN OF SURLY HORNS IMPEDED YOUR WORK OR PERSONAL LIFE, CAUSED DEEP EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, OR REQUIRED COUNSELING? IF SO, THE LAW OFFICES OF OU SUCKS WANTS TO HEAR FROM YOU! YOU OR A LOVED ONE MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION! CALL 1-888-OUSUCKS TODAY!
  2. When you draw shapes over text with Acrobat, it's drawing the shape/box essentially on a new layer over the text. So the text remains, but you can't see it with the blacked out rectangle. But if you highlight all the text, you can still get all of it, including the bits under the shapes/blackouts. The correct way, if using Photoshop/Acrobat, would be to rasterize/flatten it all to a single layer, but that would involve actually using your brain. Of course, this is a ridiculously dumb oversight, so the MAGAsphere has shifted to saying DOJ did this all on purpose.
  3. And what's so bad about any of that? -MAGA, probably
  4. AI didn't catch that "president" = Trump and/or was unable to read the cursive writing...whomp whomp. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE US RELEASE EVERYTHING WITHOUT CAREFULLY GOING OVER IT FIRST!
  5. Replay of Rivers running for his life
  6. I apologize for calling Rivers a distinguished senior citizen earlier. He has been upgraded to cool grandpa with 15-20 kids and grandkids.
  7. I apologize for calling Rivers a geezer. He has been upgraded to a distinguished senior citizen.
  8. Too bad Sam isn't with the Colts anymore. It's already past this geezer's bedtime and the game just started.
  9. These sheep fuckers don't understand we're the only two good defenses they've had to face all year. They would've been destroyed by UGA or OSU.
  10. Teams that scored at least 7 against Miami: ND, South Florida, Florida, Florida State, Louisville, Stanford, SMU, Syracuse, NC State, Virginia Tech, Pitt Teams that scored less than 7 against Miami: aggy, Bethune
  11. Why did the clock stop on the 5 yard pass where it looked like the guy went down inbounds? Edit: don't matter, Heisman picked again.
  12. If you're going to take a 5 yard penalty, why not just try to get aggy to jump offsides? This is terrible coaching on both sides.
  13. Put in Bert or just go for it, you dumb fucks.
  14. Bert eliminating aggy with a FG at the end of the game would be the best thing ever.
  15. Both these teams should be disqualified from the CFP and Elko should be forced to go an hour without eating a hamburger.
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