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OU Sucks

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  1. Can we replace Borba with a tree stump at third? Seems like the results would be the same.
  2. Arky probably cloud seeded because they knew we'd come out with vengeance tonight and score one run.
  3. Lol, nothing going right for us tonight
  4. Did the whole team get AIDS at the hotel?
  5. Way to stare at the third strike guys, you're doing great!
  6. That would probably be preferable at this point.
  7. Well, if we're going to shit the bed, better now than in the postseason
  8. Very rude of Max Belyeu to wear Winfield's jersey tonight.
  9. SIPS PAID THE UMPS!!!* *ignoring the fact that Flores and Andre have gotten a microscopic zone all game
  10. About time the ump started squeezing them as much as they've been squeezing us. I guess our matching contribution check cleared.
  11. Yup, blue hates us. No, you can't come out to talk to me.
  12. Can't doomscroll her Facebook feed and protect the kid at the same time.
  13. At least we're smoking the ball now
  14. Blue totally squeezing us again.
  15. So Dylan, what color underwear are you wearing today?
  16. Is it just me, but does the opposing team always do well when Dylan is getting interviewed? Edit: And it's as if the announcers know this, and continue making this the longest interview possible.
  17. All the Flores' sucking today so far.
  18. They wanted to be like big brother
  19. Now can we please hit this weirdo?
  20. WTF? Again with the microscopic strike zone for us.
  21. Try this: https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/518d7fe4-1da5-4814-804b-3185c5d03cdc#bucketId=3
  22. What a terrible AB by Flores. At least two of those would've been called balls by last half inning's standards.
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