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  1. We'd win the Super Bowl if our whole team played with Arch's determination.
  2. Great block, Tre Wisner!!!1
  3. To always have a second chance to fuck us over.
  4. Because we'll be playing prevent in honor of PK.
  5. Maybe Matt Austin will because Sark obviously fucked Matt Austin's wife.
  6. Matt Austin, what do you think about that? Matt: Well, fuck Texas, I hate those bitches more than I hate my own family, yeah that was definitely short, our yellow line sucks, so suck it.
  7. Lol at that being short but they've given Michigan an extra yard multiple times this game.
  8. We gonna set a bowl penalty record today, boys.
  9. Matt Austin, any thoughts on targeting? Matt Austin: Yes, I hate Texas, so I think it was.
  10. Manning is a dog for that run and not being a pussy and opting opt.
  11. Slams Arch into the ground after the pass was out......announcers and Whittingham: seemed fine to us
  12. Is it too late to call another hold, fuckers?
  13. We've probably gotten more holding calls in the past 3 games than all our opponents combined the entire year. Seems legit.
  14. Ah yes, let's have a bunch of guys far away from the LOS on a 4th and 1 so they don't beat us over the top on a pass they'll never throw.
  15. Oh come on, the replay booth is gonna seriously fuck us in the Cheez It Bowl? That's not indisputable evidence at all.
  16. YOU SAW THIS WITH THE GREAT COMEBACK AGAINST TEXAS!!!* *That came 3 points short, assisted by about 4 terrible penalty calls in the 4th quarter against Texas and none against Vandy on some of the most blatant holds imaginable.
  17. We're down so many players that the kid next to Arch is actually our starting linebacker.
  18. ARE YOU OR A LOVED ONE A VICTIM OF THE SURLY HORNS MESSAGE BOARD? HAVE YOU SCROLLED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PAGES OF BAD AI IMAGES AND POSTS ABOUT HOW GREAT QUINTREVION WISNER IS FOLLOWED BY HOW WE DON'T REALLY NEED HIM, UNABLE TO FIND ACTUAL NEWS? HAS THE BURDEN OF SURLY HORNS IMPEDED YOUR WORK OR PERSONAL LIFE, CAUSED DEEP EMOTIONAL TRAUMA, OR REQUIRED COUNSELING? IF SO, THE LAW OFFICES OF OU SUCKS WANTS TO HEAR FROM YOU! YOU OR A LOVED ONE MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION! CALL 1-888-OUSUCKS TODAY!
  19. When you draw shapes over text with Acrobat, it's drawing the shape/box essentially on a new layer over the text. So the text remains, but you can't see it with the blacked out rectangle. But if you highlight all the text, you can still get all of it, including the bits under the shapes/blackouts. The correct way, if using Photoshop/Acrobat, would be to rasterize/flatten it all to a single layer, but that would involve actually using your brain. Of course, this is a ridiculously dumb oversight, so the MAGAsphere has shifted to saying DOJ did this all on purpose.
  20. And what's so bad about any of that? -MAGA, probably
  21. AI didn't catch that "president" = Trump and/or was unable to read the cursive writing...whomp whomp. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE US RELEASE EVERYTHING WITHOUT CAREFULLY GOING OVER IT FIRST!
  22. Replay of Rivers running for his life
  23. I apologize for calling Rivers a distinguished senior citizen earlier. He has been upgraded to cool grandpa with 15-20 kids and grandkids.
  24. I apologize for calling Rivers a geezer. He has been upgraded to a distinguished senior citizen.
  25. Too bad Sam isn't with the Colts anymore. It's already past this geezer's bedtime and the game just started.
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