So Biden outraised the entire Republican field? Can’t be right. Are republican candidates capable of getting small donations? How do I explain this? Can RFK do more pushups?
Because I’m impatient and probably forget in two weeks, I want to congratulate Jobs Biden on the best recession ever. In case you forgot, late July 2022/ early Aug 2022 we saw data showing two consecutive negative quarterly GDP reports. We all got to engage in flirtatious banter where Republicans raised their skirts quickly to accept the fleshy tip of bad news, eager to flood their panties and regal the surly cabal with stories of how they can only afford dog food and spaghetti-o’s.
As a strict dictionary-definition Librul, I had trouble accepting that recession. Credit to me for getting high and going low by pointing out how fucking stupid some of you are, you know who you are in the inflation thread. The ones from the generation that cook hot dogs in a microwave.
However, Biden signed a bill almost 11 months ago that would change the trajectory of his presidency and take a piece of his precious, beautiful mind and bring it to the public. The Jobs Biden Inflation Reduction Act.
Bidenomics has permanently redefined the barometer of all future resesshuns. The amount of blood, sweat, and ya’ll Qaeda tears could give us enough green energy to have a running grid in Texas.