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henrygandorf

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  1. they're spending a billion dollars on the movie/marketing when they should've allocated 50mm or so for a movie star or two.
  2. derka is fine, he's just been off surly for a min. he also got shitfaced at his fantasy football draft yesterday, but that's encouraged.
  3. "i got invited to a mets game" -> "my dad just wanted to tell me he loved me before he died" in about 3 moves. also lol at the hotel cleaning staff getting all geeked out about the vacuums.
  4. he can have my thanks when he pries it out of my cold, dead hand.
  5. eh, that shit was over in 36 hours. it was beautiful out by monday afternoon.
  6. posting this here because i've never seen anyone do a louis impression and of course his is great.
  7. i heard tucker wanted to lead the meeting but dusty was like, nah.
  8. you mean the offense that blasted 25 homers and 70 rbi vs me? cool cool.
  9. i always like when my favorite shows feature a surprise guest star.
  10. clearing debt will (should) pump that same money into the economy, which is the thing republicans always act like they care about.
  11. they're probably calling and thanking their local republican congressman.
  12. the bullpen use has been so efficient lately i'm almost positive dusty is not in charge of it.
  13. yainer is the best catcher in the al, maybe baseball. change my mind.
  14. i really hope this doesn't lead to an epidemic of presidents doing this to other presidents. that's a real risk here.
  15. so i shouldn't pick up few de in my fantasy league?
  16. combined with the attempt to disenfranchise voters (most notably young people and minorities) in swing states that you need, well, that's a bingo.
  17. i posted because i thought the content was funny. i didn't really agree with the author of the tweet. he looks the same to me too.
  18. i hope overwhelming evidence comes out that the election actually was rigged and stolen from him and he dies like 45 minutes later.
  19. buy for a dollar, sell for two.
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