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henrygandorf

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  1. ahh, i had forgotten that was happening with the booth folow-up, but i thought pitt was also involved in the movie critic one, but i just read qt shelved it. so who the fuck knows.
  2. isn't brad pitt already locked in? if so, doubt he would pair them again.
  3. what did you hear, tommy? /bathroom yelling
  4. you can't blame a guy for trying a 3rd time.
  5. it's called confederated products. it's a different company. it's a different quality of products.
  6. you were a prick in college, and you are a prick today. thanks, charlie. you still living with your mom?
  7. dearest surly, if you are a high school coach (any sport) or are close with a high school coach (married, sibling, etc), then i would love to speak with you about a project we're working on. likewise, if you are involved in any way with a booster club or any type of high-level fundraising at the high school level, then i would also love to speak with you. no need to respond here - if you can shoot me a pm that would be fantastic. kisses, hg
  8. let's check in on the old cubs-reds game, shall we? hmm, 3-2, that's good for me it seems... oh.
  9. caffey?
  10. this is gonna be a rough stretch.
  11. you're right, it is america's angriest hedge fund. i'll stick with "fashion friends".
  12. is this the world’s angriest hedge fund? *that’s a good fantasy team name imo.
  13. 2 lines of throwaway dialogue to explain some implausible shit so they can make a 70 minute episode make sense and it wasn't even that good.
  14. when i get divorced, i'm going to get remarried, and the bulk of my invite list is going to be my ex's extended family, including a bunch of "cousins" and "uncles" who aren't actually related to me or my ex. i don't know why that bothered me so much, but it did. they should've had her be the actual cousin and richie be the cousin-thru-marriage, who isn't a real cousin anymore. would've made more sense. also the cliffhanger of will/won't sydney take the other job lasted about 10 episodes too long.
  15. the press has to learn to be truthful. best, 3-time election winner
  16. are we supposed to take it seriously as some sort of substantial prize or trophy? best baseball team - the dodgers. whoa!
  17. just to be clear, my fuck you rep was me fucking with derka. not a real fuck you. kids today.
  18. 1. nobody will care about your screenplay if it's adapted - they'll always want someone more experienced to write it. you pitching it doesn't mean anything. 2. unless the producer is your uncle or brother in law, they will shoot you in the back of the head and not look back. a studio is worse. an agency is even worse. 3. to sum up, he who owns the property is king and cannot be cut out. option that shit.
  19. is that even possible?
  20. i like a gif that i can post without the words and people just know.
  21. about 25 years ago some mid-level executive actually said this to me and another person on the subject: "right, but we gotta dumb it down for the re-re's." the person I was with either said "huh" or his face reflected it. to which the guy said, "the re-re's, the mo-mo's, you know. the idiots." (note, he may have used the word idiot, moron, or retard, i can never remember, but i will always remember the re-re's and the mo-mo's). say what you will, but these studio people typically know their audience.
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