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  1. I'm definitely not arguing that this large complex failure is solely one person's fault. That's ridiculous. But of all the issues, Arch's sad QB performances cause the most secondary and tertiary problems. The o-line gets more heat because they can sell out to stop the run with very little risk. Because Arch has dogshit accuracy. Play calling is forced to be more vanilla and predictable to have a reasonable chance of getting positive yards. Because Arch has dogshit accuracy. It's not SOLELY his fault that the team is playing like hammered dogshit on offense, but he's high up the totem pole of shit flowing downhill. All the other units don't really make a shit while Arch is shitting all over them. Sure if Arch stops shitting, the team still has big issues. But that IF is entirely theoretical and a moot point at this time in the season
  2. That's like Mrs Lincoln saying the "play was fine except for the interruption". Accuracy is one of THE MOST important traits for a quarterback and without it, you should not be getting paid more than twice what Joe fuckin Flacco is getting paid
  3. https://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-hamas-war-news-10-19-2025-f3d95cf76018541ff824853d1bcd3356 Good lord the peace deal didn't even last a full Scaramucci
  4. We won, but there's not much to smile about on offense. Arch is a disaster that has lost his ability to complete wide open passes, and Sark is calling plays worse than a strippers monkey
  5. Still goes in the W column. Defense flexed big time to hold the goal line and let Shipley win the game. This was a blowjob with teeth kind of win
  6. Arch looks like hamburger holy hell
  7. Good lord what a gutwrencher for Kentucky. Holy shit we did not deserve that win
  8. Good lord this team is disappointing as fuck. Like a blowjob with teeth.
  9. Ho Lee FUCK!
  10. Goddamnit I hate that it had to come to that but fuck yeah great stop
  11. Forgot to put 'er in gear first I guess
  12. Moore really fucked up badly
  13. Lordy this is painful
  14. Good lord this is a shitshow
  15. Holy shit he can make a wide open pass! First of the game wooooooo
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