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TejasPedro

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  1. Fuck the following things, Georgia All things Atlanta (minus Bijan) mainly Walt Weiss Uga-I have never come across a bulldog that didn’t smell like some rank ass frito corn chips and day old bread. Hook’em!
  2. In this timeline Texas goes on a win streak of epic proportions. Shock the Calendar tour starts yesterday!
  3. Rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there
  4. Hey Gednik any chance you could set your Time Machine to December 11, 2022
  5. Can someone get a hold of CDC and find out what color will the tower be lit tonight? Has there ever been a day where all the major longhorns sports have gone unbeaten on the same day, Football, Baseball Basketball?Exciting day to be a Longhorn! Hook’em!
  6. OP, I have got one word for you. Hims……. There is hope out there, at Hims they have Doctor-trusted treatment for premature enthusiasm
  7. Well, one thing we can all agree on. Day in day out, OU still sucks!
  8. Stockton does not make it past the 5 minute mark in the 2nd quarter.
  9. Since Miller and Co lost to Duke will RT start getting all that revisionist history love that Mensa Tom is getting in the other thread? Pretty sure he won’t, but surly is a fickle beast
  10. Does anyone remember this headline from back in the day…. Mack Brown Addresses Tackling as an Issue in America Guess the epidemic has returned bigger and stronger than ever. Any chance we can go outside America and find some Nigerian tackling nightmares. American Samoa, is that still considered Merica?
  11. It took this man to crawl before Cam could Skattebo
  12. Ed O would take that job for for a 6 -pack of Abita some Cracklin and a few links of boudin not even hot
  13. The only answer for Auburn is someone so vile so disturbing, so incorrigible Art Briles Major Applewhite or Urban Meyer
  14. Who else on this team could benefit from being concussed? Say oops upside your head, say oops upside your head!
  15. Biggest question from this WS, what in the hell is flavored Mayo?
  16. Sark is the new “Jeff Fisher” the Titans have been waiting on for years
  17. Let’s back off of everyone by 15 yards
  18. There have been a few one trick pony offenses that have tripped up the Horns over the years Taysom Hill comes to mind, but for the most part Texas finds a way to not get embarrassed by those types of teams. We have the athletes, we have defensive playmakers. Time to nut-up or shut-up! Someone has to want to step up and go take that spotlight. A lot of eyes will be on that testa di cazzo, from Vandy, hoping our Head Cornuto has given PK the green light to dial up whatever we needs to do. Fuggetaboutit Texas -35 Endless salad and breadsticks -6 Fatta trenta, si può fare trentuno, Abbondanza!
  19. Is anything happening in this thread as of late? Have there been any pledges of fists up butts, nudes being posted? Anything at all?
  20. Does anyone think the 30 day absence was due to a possible TMJ issue?
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