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TejasPedro

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  1. I think Joseph Smith Jr. would probably sit down and have coke and a soak over all this hullaballoo.
  2. Surly has some pretty brilliant minds. Shouldn’t take much to come up with some really great money making schemes. I’ll start and shoot out an idea. Longhorn Fertility Clinic. Run an Ad in the Daily Texan “Don’t be an Aggie and just Jizz in a Jar, Nut in a Cup!” Help those in need and plant your seed. Juat watch the money roll in.
  3. Texas Longhorns Football brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Texas Longhorns Baseball brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Dolla Dolla bills y’all!
  4. The idea of Sark getting a head start to the off season…….. and just like that
  5. Need some Cheez-It recipe ideas. Anyone have a prison pizza recipe using cheese crackers. I can only imagine using real cheez-its will take it to a whole new level.
  6. After each kid signs on the dotted line. We say oh…. btw….. “funds are very much limited” the “fun on the other hand…well that is absolutely unlimited”!!!
  7. Is it, “finger licking good” or “fingers looking good”?
  8. Got a new motto for Sark All Wins No Losses
  9. BYU is not in, they are just soaking
  10. The SEC is Georgia and Alabama’s conference period it will always be that way. Texas needs to join the Sun Belt Conference pencil us in the CFP forever.
  11. Texas has a long and storied history. From this day forward every player who commits to wearing the Burnt Orange needs to hear the following words…….. REMEMBER THE COMMITTEE YO!
  12. Why am I putting myself through this? It’s not healthy. How in the hell did Texas not win the big 12 every damn year??????
  13. Halftime singer is the highlight of this game
  14. Tiff needs to hit the streets. A million here a million there. She needs to get out there and hustle her tasty little treats.
  15. When Penn State is finished dickin’ around with all this Mickey Mouse bullshit and they want to get serious about hiring a legit ball coach, they need to pick up the phone and give this guy a call ASAFP!
  16. If we can’t get a high priced Japanese player can we at least get a K-Pop Dodger Hunter from Korea?
  17. What did we get, a recruiting class full of Plain-Belly Sneetches????? No stars upon ours! looks like we got a few dawgs IMHO.
  18. Freshmen 45
  19. Many GMs around the league are looking to Jesus for answers
  20. I think Major Applewhite would be a great hire for Penn State. Not a lot of chubby Latinas running around Happy Valley, so there’s that.
  21. If Sitake bolts for Penn State. Would Sark be a good fit for BYU. Ties to the Program ✅ Offensive philosophy ✅ Cultral fit ✅ Sista Wives✅✅
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