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TejasPedro

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  1. So now Sark is cunning linguist?
  2. Which one shunned her advances? Loreal or Steve? This sounds like some East Texas love triangle type shit. No offense to fine fine people of East Texas
  3. Can we start a list of all the things that are hard? Winning. Not pissing away a fortune with poor decisions. Sobriety Pulling out…..
  4. Also; Under Mac Brown we had a few kinky sex scandals! Do I need to highlight all the freak nasty details and all the ones who watched from the corner as it all went down? Mac left us for better or worse, but alas he has returned and guess what we are back to square one with all the kinked up bullshit!
  5. Sark is just a coach. put no man, woman, or bovine before the program. We are the University of Texas!
  6. Which strain of Flu? Flu-C…..
  7. Has Tyreek Hill entered the conversation? He is a usual suspect in most situations like this
  8. You want to know who the real puppet master is pulling all the strings? Warby fucking Parker, that’s who!
  9. Are we throwing out predictions in this thread? The score will be close dare I say, 6……7
  10. Are we pulling a Mateer thumb psy op with Arch. Can we announce brain surgery today. Have Arch come out in an American revolution head bandage on Saturday with a little monkey blood stain. If Arch can play and pull off the win against Diego “Marcus Aurelius” Pavia, we will erect statues in his honor and he will forever be remembered as Dominus Augustus Archibald Manning
  11. Not only reads it, game-plans according to it, and posts regularly
  12. Recruiting on the 40: Mac had Sally’s cookies Sark has Loreal’s coochie We getting errbody.
  13. Is Loreal by any chance from Babylon?
  14. Ryan to Sark: I will do anything you want me to do. Sarks response:
  15. Knocked the Omaha right into his ass!
  16. Where is Mississippi State located? Sarkville MS. that’s where! Scoreboard bitches,…… this win feels super Aggie but oh the fuck well.
  17. This team needs to work its way up to being considered soft.
  18. Charlie Strong would put 40 on Sark and hold him to 6 points. CDC what more do you need to see
  19. It appears special teams is no longer monkeying around.
  20. Is Vince under suspension? When it comes to paternity? That would make one freak ass athlete. Good looking, fast, nimble, super high.., did I mention fast?
  21. The answer is always Nick Saban
  22. Emperor eschews excellence, exemplifies empty energy, emphasizing effortless expectations .
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