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TejasPedro

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  1. The constant looking over our shoulders is fuggin bullshit. The AL west is a complete joke. How do we not have 85 wins already even with this joke of an outfield and bunch jags we trout out there on the bump, and our piss poor lineup construction? We should still be dominating this suck ass division. I will admit I didn’t see this team with 65 wins but the west is so freaking bad. We would be in 4th in the East. Let that marinate in your cerebellum The AL west is…….Cal Raleigh and that’s about it….give me a break, no offense big dumpster Houston deserves a better owner, management and leadership. No more excuses! Built for this!!!!!! Yeah right with supplies from Temu and tools from Harbor Freight.
  2. This game has full blown aids
  3. For fucks sake, please stop forcing this boozehound down our throats. Yes, yes yes…we get it he’s in the Hall. I can think of 20 former Stros I would rather see and hear on the broadcast.
  4. Yordan back to the IL with a neck strain watching that ball soar out of the park
  5. Stranded baserunners.
  6. Walker you are a bitch. Gonna be the game plan for the Rockies all night.
  7. Yordan is going to feast on the High-A pitching tonight! Go Stros! Don’t fuck this up Espada!
  8. He went away and Trammel you hung around And bothered me, every night And when I wouldn’t buy your jersey You said things that weren’t very nice My Yordan’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble Hey-la-day-la my Yordan’s back!
  9. First off fuck Ohio State Ya’ll remember that one time Sark and the Horns rolled into Brian Dennehy Stadium and completely dismantled the Bama program Tuscaloosa hasn’t been the same since that day.
  10. Texas- 33 OSU- 3 THE Quarterback of Texas- 333 I looked, and there before me was a pale steer! Its rider was named Arch, and Collin Simmons was following close behind him.
  11. While we are at it Kimbrel needs to cut that pig’s tail off as well
  12. This team gets to 2nd base!
  13. He’s in rehab or the Cubans took his ass back.
  14. I hope the contract language specifically states no gay ass arm hanging bullshit! You are an Astro now act like it.
  15. I am starting to think we are tanking for Arch.
  16. I really thought we were going to roll into Old Detroit like the Boddicker Gang.
  17. Taylor will be medically retired by tonight. Spinal Cord Injury
  18. Can you imagine if we had that lady ump last night? Correa arguing those calls, she would have been PMSing and getting all crotchety with him, then she would have gone full Karen on his ass questioning her ability to call balls and strikes then the payback happens on a big tag out call at home plate. Hold on just a damned minute, that’s almost exactly what happened last night
  19. Felt very Mike Renfroish
  20. Hunter jumps ahead in the Cy Young race. Went into Motown and knocked them around like this
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