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TejasPedro

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  1. Sark please come out wearing this
  2. Yes I want to skip ahead. Defensive Game Plan for Vanderbilt Play Jonah Williams and give him one assignment, seek and destroy Diego Pavia. Make Jonah become Diego make him run the Vandy offense during game week preparations. Make him eat shitty New Mexican food all week, he will become so enraged and more than likely he will become deranged that we will probably need a Psychiatrist to bring him back, but it would be so worth it. I remember COPS from back in the day were always in Albuquerque.
  3. Let’s try and not run the Asswater Offense this weekend.
  4. Winning is hard, winning in the SEC is damn near impossible.
  5. That false start to start the final drive in the fourth quarter should be more than enough to fire his ass. I knew it was going to happen before it did, but damn it should not be continuing to happen. I may need to step away from this team for a few weeks. I am the definition of insanity thinking Sark is going to give us a different result after the same bullshit week after miserable week.
  6. Don’t get things twisted we are playing Tech in a shitty third tier bowl game. They are going to take our Salisbury steak, fruit cup and all our recruits.
  7. Loreal needs to fire Flood and hire an OC real quick. I don’t see my guy having or borrowing the balls long enough to make any moves.
  8. Fuck The Colonel, The Derby, and Ashley Judd
  9. Sark has quit on this University!
  10. We are in the midst of watching our shit getting pushed in.
  11. Mack Brown would be a pretty good fit for Pedo State he is that guy between the last guy and the next legend
  12. Astros offseason got me all
  13. Special teams touchdown was super duper. Not sure if I am ready to declare the monkey is officially off of Jeff Banks’ back!
  14. Steve Sarkisian, congratulations you beat OU.Now get back to work. Grind. Celebrate at seasons end. Stay in your staff’s asses! I mean get all up in there, fuck that CEO Mack Brown BS. Make the changes that need to be made. Stop dicking around. Never again say you evaluate the staff at the end of the season.
  15. When do playoff tickets go on sale?
  16. Zero Dawgs on this team
  17. Let’s unsark the 2nd half.
  18. Fucking floats like a butterfly, put his ass on the offense…..
  19. This team has me feeling like,…..
  20. All governor no throttle! Sark please pull your head out of your ass today! Last week should have been the gut check. Now we are simply looking for a pulse.
  21. So…….. a possible run for congress representing New York when his playing days are over. Then who knows……..President Skatteboo perhaps?
  22. is it considered unfaithful if it’s condoned by the man in this scenario?
  23. no….,,, for really, real? We talking like some Maury Povich type shit going on? Is Jeff Banks acting suspicious and nervous as fuck around Sark, is he sending way too many gift cards and baby gifts to the Sarks?
  24. Leading is hard! Ain’t nobody got time for that when you drippin’ in dat bling and showin’ off chainz and sheet.
  25. Major Applewhite is more deserving than Chris Simms
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