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TejasPedro

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  1. You want to know who the real puppet master is pulling all the strings? Warby fucking Parker, that’s who!
  2. Are we throwing out predictions in this thread? The score will be close dare I say, 6……7
  3. Are we pulling a Mateer thumb psy op with Arch. Can we announce brain surgery today. Have Arch come out in an American revolution head bandage on Saturday with a little monkey blood stain. If Arch can play and pull off the win against Diego “Marcus Aurelius” Pavia, we will erect statues in his honor and he will forever be remembered as Dominus Augustus Archibald Manning
  4. Not only reads it, game-plans according to it, and posts regularly
  5. Recruiting on the 40: Mac had Sally’s cookies Sark has Loreal’s coochie We getting errbody.
  6. Is Loreal by any chance from Babylon?
  7. Ryan to Sark: I will do anything you want me to do. Sarks response:
  8. Knocked the Omaha right into his ass!
  9. Where is Mississippi State located? Sarkville MS. that’s where! Scoreboard bitches,…… this win feels super Aggie but oh the fuck well.
  10. This team needs to work its way up to being considered soft.
  11. Charlie Strong would put 40 on Sark and hold him to 6 points. CDC what more do you need to see
  12. It appears special teams is no longer monkeying around.
  13. Is Vince under suspension? When it comes to paternity? That would make one freak ass athlete. Good looking, fast, nimble, super high.., did I mention fast?
  14. The answer is always Nick Saban
  15. Emperor eschews excellence, exemplifies empty energy, emphasizing effortless expectations .
  16. Arch’s awkwardly atrocious Anteojos advertisement angers all.
  17. Some of these posts need to preserved. Many will be considered for a
  18. I would say the season would be over by mid June.
  19. It’s established that Shohei does, but now I’m hearing Mookie Betts
  20. Longhorn’s lavishly leathered Lily-livered Leader losses locker-room. Leaves lassie, laboriously languishes. Legalizes lusty love, lady labors love-child.
  21. Tony V will win 2 World Series before Espada does.
  22. Sark please come out wearing this
  23. Yes I want to skip ahead. Defensive Game Plan for Vanderbilt Play Jonah Williams and give him one assignment, seek and destroy Diego Pavia. Make Jonah become Diego make him run the Vandy offense during game week preparations. Make him eat shitty New Mexican food all week, he will become so enraged and more than likely he will become deranged that we will probably need a Psychiatrist to bring him back, but it would be so worth it. I remember COPS from back in the day were always in Albuquerque.
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