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TejasPedro

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  1. When do playoff tickets go on sale?
  2. Zero Dawgs on this team
  3. Let’s unsark the 2nd half.
  4. Fucking floats like a butterfly, put his ass on the offense…..
  5. This team has me feeling like,…..
  6. All governor no throttle! Sark please pull your head out of your ass today! Last week should have been the gut check. Now we are simply looking for a pulse.
  7. So…….. a possible run for congress representing New York when his playing days are over. Then who knows……..President Skatteboo perhaps?
  8. is it considered unfaithful if it’s condoned by the man in this scenario?
  9. no….,,, for really, real? We talking like some Maury Povich type shit going on? Is Jeff Banks acting suspicious and nervous as fuck around Sark, is he sending way too many gift cards and baby gifts to the Sarks?
  10. Leading is hard! Ain’t nobody got time for that when you drippin’ in dat bling and showin’ off chainz and sheet.
  11. Major Applewhite is more deserving than Chris Simms
  12. Ahh fiddlesticks….. Guessing 81 wins for the good guys. It will probably only take 91 wins to win the West so……..
  13. I seriously fell for the evil empire I thought we were building, turns out we just got some revenge of the Sith Green bullshit. Please tell me we have a morality clause at the ready because we are one embarrassing loss away from Sark finding refuge at the bottom of a bottle. His answers today were not great. Pepper your angus folks we could be in for a bumpy, bumpy ride. Vote of confidence, players only meeting, release of internal video of coaches “showing concern” take your pick.
  14. This team reeks of Brown. Get him away from the program. Why are we regressing to orange slices and Miss Sally’s stale ass cookie. It feels soft now! I hope we are playing the most talented not the most likable players.
  15. The half assed jump by our DB gave me Tech flashbacks. That was the chef’s kiss to a shit sandwhich supreme
  16. Seems like other programs appear to get it right with regards to assistant coach hires year after year. Texas has a strange history of getting head coaches that only want to surround themselves with sycophants. Is that on the ADs past and present? Culture talk is only semi palatable when you are winning if you’re losing well it’s not hard to figure out your culture obviously fucking blows. Just hire the best damn available coaches not the ones that are going to stroke your fragile ass egos. Also just an observation but fuck those white smock bullshit vest Sark wears. It’s not a signature look, they look like something the staff wears in a mental institution for the criminally insane.
  17. Who amongst us has not be guilty of a little fourth meal craving? You order up one late night chalupa and it winds up costing you todo, que lastima!
  18. There is one thing you must be sure of I can't take anymore Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey! Monkey, monkey, monkey Don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey?
  19. Kyle Flood needs to get in the mother fucker
  20. This team need Skyrizi
  21. Florida’s shitty run game is dominating this defense. No score on this drive and this game is over. season is on life support. I’m sorry but the Cheezit’s coach would dominate Sark
  22. We are keeping it vanilla. Sark doesn’t want to show too much heading into OU
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