Everything posted by Wulaw Horn
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Agreed completely. The whole thing is basically shitty. It’s also unsustainable and will probably hurt college football. Pretty sure these guys are in the middle of killing the goode that lays the golden eggs.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
No just saying getting rid of the stuff they got you that sucks before you get to what’s cool. Didn’t your parents give you the big gift last? Maybe that was just my house.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
So Indiana gets another good one. Congrats to them I guess.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Oh my. That might break people’s brains on here if those were the next 3 up and we literally had every single solitary spot on defense and special teams filled and hadn’t signed a single offensive player while losing out on our top 2 choices at RB and our top (only right now?) choice at WR. I almost need this to happen just so I can marvel at the meltdown that would take place.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I don’t give a shit if we go past 60 and I don’t think we ought to pay below 45, so that 105 can get fucked. But whatever. The main thing is we’ve apparently addressed almost every one of our nice to have but not absolutely necessaries and have zero on the massive needs. It’s like Christmas when your parents started you with a stocking and then you opened up underwear and socks and a sweater or something like that before getting to the good stuff. You know it’s coming, but… what if mom and dad fucked me this year and instead of a basketball hoop or a dog or something cool all I’m getting is this fucking erector set? The good news is we literally have zero bodies now interior, so, pretty much guaranteed we are getting someone.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
So we needed the specialists and got that. Was the fat body a need? Kind of I guess. Was TE a need? I don’t know man- we have 2 I like and one that blocks, probably not. Also- I’d just as soon we run all 11 anyway as that should be arch’s bread and butter- so if you have 3 and only 1 at a time plays… Then, of all the positions on the team we are probably good at I’d say CB and edge are at the top. We got a CB and Sark is working his ass off on the edge. I don’t doubt that we’ve got some marginal improvement on places that we could use it (like that CB we got from Wake that was fine for 2 years) but my goodness it’s irritating seeing what’s happening where we need it to happen. WR 1, 2 RB, 3 OL, 2 Lb and 1 Safety. That’s 9 dudes we need bare minimum and we are sitting on zero. People do need to chill but I get why they aren’t.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
I don’t think there is a lack of value possible. I think it’s as simple as don’t want to do anything that requires work. Which is completely a fair perspective.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Yeah- if NIL was a real thing where the players actually did shit and worked you could absolutely make a fair bit of money off of it (or at least support itself). I know @immamac isn’t super impressed with what the guys are doing for their obligations, but if they did stuff you could probably have professional service guys pay them 6 figures and come out ok on the deal. I would imagine restaurants and shit could pay decent money too if they structured it right. Pictures and autographs and shit. I don’t know that anyone is actually interested in doing that. I think the walk ons could probably do some cool shit and kill it with like a live show appearance at a place sponsoring them. I wish it actually were more like that instead of pay for play bc I think it would be cool for the fans, the community, and help the vast majority of players who are going pro in something else.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
We got a long snapper, kicker and punters. A TE that we probably don’t need and a great big fat boy to be fat over the ball. I don’t know what that dude is talking about.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
We moved the ball some. Wingo dropping it over and over and tripping over his feet repeatedly didnt help.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Hold on. Out of country. Did aggy land cam Coleman?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Despair and despondency. We are going to get a kicker, punter and long snapper and close up shop.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Assuming we sign a kicker and punter that would pretty much be orgasmic of that all played out.
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2026 Texas Coaching/ Support Staff Thread
Ahem, Chip brown.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
I mean, who hasn’t been there?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Yeah. Not great. But up for the groza so who knows? If you are going to miss 4 or 5 in the year I’d just as soon you be more or less perfect like we were from inside 50 and dicey beyond that
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
People are silly. And they get attached to players because they play for us and have a moment or two. Again, there’s like 12 guys we need to keep, everyone else is fungible or upgrade-able.
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
It’s dated now. That ain’t happening I wouldn’t think (unless we got a taker for Walker for no money which seems unlikely.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I mean, is it? Ketch is a scumbag that stole from charity. Chip brown takes money to write hit pieces for rivals to pay off bar tabs and gambling debts. Hard to call ketch worse.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Nah. It just should be there now with the rev share is the main point. You’d like to think anyone. I’m in over 5k since NIL became legal though. Pretty sure if every fan did as much as me we’d be made in the shade. I can’t do more than I’m able to collective for a reason.
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Getting a number two without having to trade anyone for it is huge. What about Matthews, Cole, and Arrighetti, blubaugh or Ullola for Brendan Donovan? That team wouldn’t have any jokes at all 1-9 in the lineup. Except maybe Meyers in CF but he should be average to a little bad. Which is fine for a defense first CF hitting 9th. If we throw JP France above Ullola I will commit a homicide.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
What if arch goes down? At a certain point you just need to trust your stars are going to stay healthy or it’s not your year. You can’t be all conference at every position on the two deep.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Sure. But not top of the chart and that’s not breaking the bank. Feels like 10M ought to make us all happy. If Wingo goes I know he’s got a big price tag so if you get Coleman you use his money to sign 2 additional Mosley types. If 10M is a problem then strip off all the guys at 2nd string making anything of importance and get a bunch of 5th year dudes from the sun belt. Tell them you will pay them in pussy. Pussy for life if they win it all.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Cool. 2.2 for Coleman, 1.2 for Baugh, 2M for the 3 IOL total, 1M for a safety and 750k for a linebacker and you have the best players at all those positions in the portal. Sign pluggers everywhere else you need a body and you just imported 7 draft picks, have talent everywhere you need it and you are good. We have lots of money coming off the books with Wisner, Moore, Hill, manny, and a couple other guys. Arch makes a ton in real NIL and apparently isn’t greedy. This should be an all in year. If you have to take money from everyone else that doesn’t project for our top 32 players do it now and worry about 27 in 27. Need to win the title this year. I know those numbers aren’t exact but they are likely close.
- 2026 Orange Bowl - Oregon vs. Texas Tech