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Wulaw Horn

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  1. I know. That’s why it’s the greatest and every other thread title is tied for worst. Ricky Bobby if you ain’t first you’re last.
  2. Also the correct answer is every thread not titled Brett Bielma is a fat fucking retard is tied for worst. That’s the pinnacle and nothing else measures up.
  3. We are going to stomp a mudhole in Stanfords ass. And then we lost with tiger woods on the sidelines. to be fair to your 2017 bama post they got their doors blown off by Auburn the last week of the year and barely beat a mid Ole Miss team and the perennial 8-4 aggy. That wasn’t of the same quality as previous vintage. to be fair to this thread title I said probably and then put it at 65%. Basically- everything looks pretty solid from the initial post with what I said needed to happen except OU stunblebumfuckimg their way to 10-2. I think we all feel 9-3 Texas is likely in of OU would have lost to Bama, right? that’s where the 65% came from- some of the stuff needed to break our way. Absolutely none of it did and we are still going to end up first team out even for all of that.
  4. 5 bullets if we are being fair.
  5. I took it all in good fun. As with almost everything from almost all but the dumbest of dumb and socipaths. So, mauybe not almost all, but a good bit anyway.
  6. Nor should they. Ohio State, Georgia and Tech all win by 50 and it becomes exceedingly obvious that Texas lost a close game at #1, a game where they were within a score in the 4th quarter at #2, and a third loss that is no worse than Miami or Bama's loss. In some ways better than Bama's loss. Domers have 0 quality wins. There are strong arguments if the season finishes that way and UT should make them all the way through the end and if the season goes down that way and htey are still left off they should immediately cancel OSU and Michingan. Domers should be cancelled today.
  7. Exactly. We had the following games that were 1 score games: Vandy, Ohio State, Florida, MSST, Kentucky. We went 3-2 in these games. We had another game against Georgia that we were had two oppurtinities for a 4th down stop in the 4th quarter that had we done them we were on the precipice of taking the lead with all the game momentum. We didn't and the game snowballed, but that wasn't an epic beat down. You could put aggy and GA both in the "close-ish games that might not have looked that way on the scoreboard but were in the 2nd half for sure. We split those. So, 4-3 in games that could have plausibly gone either way Texas record could be 11-1 or it could be 6-6 but 9-3 is absolutley representative of a reasonable replay of the season if played 1000 times.
  8. SHit happens. Especially when they don't mark bridge heights in a city...
  9. I mean we would have to see the return but that seems like selling low on a guy with 4 years of control left (could steal a year plausibly by having him start in the minors for a month this offseason) that had as good a 3 months as he has already.
  10. Your mom has no character count.
  11. For Fucks sake I have no idea how that last abortion happened on my iPhone with the same post 6 times. Sorry.
  12. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. OU deserves to be in the playoff based upon how they did against that schedule. They have one of the 3 best wins of the year (OU at bama, bama at Georgia, Texas at aggy). Put in aggy at Domers and whoever wins the Big 19 title game and there’s the best 5 wins of the year. They also beat Michigan which isn’t great but isn’t nothing (I’d equate that to Texas beating Vandy this year) and beat a bunch of sec teams that people thought would be good (TN, LSU, Auburn, Mizzou) that ended up pretty mediocre but those were all games that were loseable in the same way Texas at Florida was loseable. So, they deserve in based upon what they did. You’ve been an OU fan for a long time and you know what good looks like and this team isn’t good. Weird that they are definitely a top 10 team by resume but not top 10 by quality of actual team this year. if I’m an OU fan I’m pretty concerned about the direction of this program under Vemebles and with NIL.
  13. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games.
  14. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games. Let’s pretend it’s 16 and they do that shit where the big 12 and ACC get 2 AQ’s each the big 10 and sec 4 and the guppies get one… that’s 13 teams. Domers make 14… that still leaves only 2 spots up in the air most years. That’s not enough to solve this problem if they do it this way. Not really. 16 only really works if you drop the damn AQ’s or you still have zero incentive to schedule tough OOC games.
  15. I was off by 1 game in a thread full of people saying we were going 5-7 or 6-6. I was way closer to what actually happened than most in that thread if you read through it. If Florida loss wouldn’t have happened I’d have been Nostradamus and not Nostradumbass. 1 game. Not really all that far off. Really, we needed up in the place I thought we would either a team that was pretty clearly a top 5 or so type team and arch being a stud and the team being fine- it just fucking took sark 6 weeks longer to get there than I thought it would- and the Florida loss happened. I even conceded in the moment that we were probably going to be dogs to and lose to Georgia.
  16. Then sark shouldn’t have been out saying we won’t play that game next year.
  17. Fuck that. Look at our 27 schedule not they go to 16 (especially if they keep AQ) the argument will be for 4 loses left out instead of 3. You want to play underwood in his 3rd year while breaking in Bell in his first or 2nd game in a year you have bama, Georgia, Auburn, OU, Aggy and st arky on the schedule? When 3 losses gets you in and 4 doesn’t. No fucking way.
  18. We might. But it would be colossally dumb.
  19. So, If we don't cancel OSU and Michigan we are both fucking stupid and fucking pussies. You can't have Sark saying that shit and then not do it. I still say that if UVA beats Duke in the ugliest game imaginable (meaning an ACC team will have to get in) and Ohio State and Georgia and Tech win big there can be a rethink happen next Sunday. We certainly shouldn't stop the pressure campaign. We should probably publicly cancel the Domers series tomorrow and then privately tell ESPN that if we end up behind Miami we absolutley will cancel the OSU and Michigan games Monday afternoon.
  20. Where did you get this? I've been on google every day since Sunday busting my ass trying to find this weeks ratings. Holy fucking shit if Texas v Aggy outdrew OSU v Michigan and the Iron Bowl that's fucking amazing and I'm sort of shocked. I figured it would do a big number but that's 4M more than last year.
  21. Oh I absolutely believe it’s way more likely than not it would be Bama. I’m just saying it has to be a discussion and depending upon outcomes it’s possible we could jump them. we will jump byu if they lose I’d almost guarantee.
  22. Look, in reality I’m a one woman man. I’ve only had sex with my wives. Consecutive wives, not concurrent- No BYU. If I was predisposed to have sex outside a relationship then a million times out of 100 I would fuck Roseanne and Rosy O’fat if it meant I got to plow my way through the top 5 prettiest women on the planet. Like, that’s not actually a thing anyone on here would actually say no to, is it?
  23. Oh I’m aware of all that. What I’m saying is that I want the game to look in Person and on TV even lower quality than the paper would have it looking. Like 3-2 VA as a final where the ACC has to have a team in and America is pissed that they have said team and demanding they not have 2 from that conference in.
  24. 2 years ago Florida state won and went to 13-0 and fell from 3 to 6. It’s not the most likely result but it could happen depending upon how it all shakes out.
  25. The thing about Miami being 12 and us 13 is that we can wage a smear campaign against Miami all season. The mouse doesn’t give a shit about the ACC and Miami can’t draw flies to a pile of shit as far as game day crowd. We can wreck them behind the scenes if need be.
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