Wulaw Horn
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
This is the same dude that had Hader warming up with 2 outs in the b9 up 11-4. The explanation is he’s a dumbass.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Called it 2 minutes before it happened.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I’m more mad that we fucked around so much this game and are going to lose. Terrible situational baseball 2 innings in a row.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
He has only given up runs to the Rays in his entire professional career. they playing 4D chess boys. He’s a national fucking treasure. This is the worst timeline.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Dumb that he didn’t steal on the first pitch of the Paredes AB. You don’t string hits together against a guy that good. dont care what his era is.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Yall are insane. He’s pitched 33 times and given up runs in 3 of them. respect the process.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Worst AB from Cam in a month. Worst route from Jake ever.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Good day to gain 1/2 a game on the Tigers and Mariners and a full game on the Rangers. Let's go out and club that mid lefty like a baby seal like we do all non all star lefties.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
3 Putt. Probably a couple others.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Nah. I don't think there was a right or wrong choice. Baseball got us but leaving Greinke in, brining in Harris or bringing in Cole all made sense to me and I deemed them all equally likely more or less. They decided Cole only got a clean inning before hand. Greinke was on fumes. Harris had been really good all year and that was always his spot. All made sense.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Don't care, mocked Maldy. That fucking ass hole was the equivalent of Dumbo's magic feather for Dusty. Fuck that shit- I want 2023 and the world series ring we pissed away worshiping at the altar of fatass back. The only thing worse than that in the Astros fandom was losing the WS in 2019 with the best baseball team I will ever see in my life assembled, and then losing the architect of that team and our only non paint huffing moron of a manager (since Garner anyway) 3 months later. I still wake up in the middle of the night screaming nooooooooooo whenever that shit worms it's way into my nightmares.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Astros hot (and sort of not) lately as we do a temperature check on where we are at right now: https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/temperature-check-fa9b884dba61
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
There is no pitching analystics team. It's all the ghost of Maldonado and his left over essence pulling them through. Should wear off anyday now. Yes- I chose violence today.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I remember when Maldy had a shocking run of abject averageness to start the year and Yainer looked like the Monstars had stolen his talent some of the old dipshits in Astros fandom that were ride or die for Dusty b/c "reasons" were like see- Dusty was right! It's amazing that water finds it's level and things are back to normal. I expect Maldy gets released at some point in time- if that's the best San Diego can do we should call them up about Caratini at the deadline. At any rate- it's amazing to me that the Astros have the 3rd fewest runs allowed this year after being something like 5th last year, and basically only worse than teams in extreme pitchers parks when Maldy was responsible for all the pitchers prowess, not the pitchers, not the coaches, not Yainer, nope- just Maldy. Really fucking weird man. I am gobsmacked that the organization somehow managed to muddle along without that arrogant cunt.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Unexpected. I was more going with the thought that it's hard to explain how the Astros are winning when it's really not. They are an average offensive team and a great pitching team. Now- did I expect those guys to be awesome? Nope. But they have been. And that's the deal. As far as unexpected man- when I wrote the blog about how we got where we were at in the bullpen and every guys journey? Yeah, man, it's insane. But that's usually what bullpens are like, right? Up and down and who knows from year to the next with most relievers. Dana has captured lightning in a bottle so far. And with that I will knock on all the wood.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
2 aces and a lock down bullpen have always played pretty well…
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Espada was literally warming up Hader (very hot) as we speak in an 11-4 game with 2 outs in the 9th. the dude eats paint chips man.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
And we get LHP the next two days. We club them like baby seals. So- Cooper Hummel is as bad in the field as at the plate.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
We might have blown it by wasting the gusto gem.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Lots of posts about what the Mariners are up to. That’s not my first scan of the scoreboard anymore.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Anaheim 3 Yankees 2- headed into the b8. we need to stop watching the ranger and mariners on the scoreboard and focus entirely on Det and NYY.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
You are just making up names now.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
I wrote the Jason Alexander story through Seinfeld Quotes. If you like it I hope you bookmark and subscribe to the blog. It's not just me writing- we have like 4 contributors so far- an article a day is the goal. I think it's pretty good work on balance. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/costanza-dominates-for-the-astros-last-night-as-the-astros-win-b-i-g-f83c61a3845a
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Yeah, I guess the market didn't like what captain dipshit said without it scaring them too much.